lirik lagu jenna marbles - roast yourself challenge
it’s about to go down
we got beef
yeah we do
you know, i don’t eat beef
but if i did
i would like it
roasted
jenna marbles
you were cool in 2012, the end
and whether or not you were cool was even questionable then
when people hear your name they say “is she still around?”
“blast from the past from like middle school”
“her career’s in the lost and found”
or in the garbage
because you’re actual trash
you swear too much
you drink too much
no thank you, i’ll p-ss
your voice is annoying
your videos are boring
you’re the only one that thinks you’re funny
the rest of us are snoring
oh yeah? you got a masters degree and don’t use it
you have to keep your clarinet locked in the closet
so you don’t lose it
hey, not cool man
clarinets are easy to misplace
especially when all i can look at
is the nail mark on your face
it’s a scar
i guess that makes you mufasa
brother give me your hands
i swear i won’t toss ya
the f-ck was that? a lion king reference?
can’t even trust you to not make it weird
for even one second
i’m not making it weird
you’re making it weird
weird weird weird
everything is glue
don’t even get me started on your music
it’s the worst for sure
and please do the world a favor
ya nasty, get a manicure
other youtubers have movies and books
and what did you make?
a podcast that sucks
you say you upload on wednesdays
but you’re always a day late
and you cry when you m-st-rb-t-
i do not!
yeah, well you should. you should start
what does that even mean?
your dogs are ugly
that one looks like a rat
and the other one
oh my god is she fat
well that one looks like a hairy sh-t
it’s not even a dog
it doesn’t know how to sit
you’re not good enough at makeup
to be a beauty guru
cause if you were
it’d be funnier than what you do do (shhhh)
oh h-ll no b-tch
you couldn’t even really get the real twitter account for jenna marbles, yours has an underscore in it
yeah you should grow up and get a job
yeah well family guy made fun of you
youtube doesn’t love you enough to give you a diamond play b-tton
yeah well you have a radio show because your face is better for radio
you suck at pranks
your wax figure is more entertaining than you are
where is your top lip? (that’s f-cked up)
i watched you bite your own toenail the other day
yeah well you have 16 million subscribers, and like maybe a million people will watch it (haha)
your most popular video shows that you’re actually not good looking at all
i have one thing to say to that
this beat sucks
cause you made it yourself
and your hair is stupid!
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