lirik lagu jay foreman - royal wedding song
just like everyone in britain and across the planet too
i was glued to my tv set for the wedding that was on
and i’m certain that i can’t have been the only person who
was hoping against hope that maybe something would go wrong
i wanted to see bridesmaids falling over on the steps
prince william’s toupee flying through the air
i wanted to see beatrice dribble sick down her dress
and david cameron sitting in diana‘s empty chair
i wanted a wardrobe malfunction on prince philip’s suit
with trousers that revealed his ~rs~ crack
i wanted to see hungover princе harry drop the ring
or maybe just a teeny weeny terrorist attack
i wantеd pippa middleton, but the ceremony finished and my heart was filled with pain
the whole thing ran like clockwork and it didn’t even rain
but we don’t have very long until the next one cheers us up
in seven years, prince harry is almost guaranteed to royally f~ck up
thank you!
oh, hang on, hang on, we got some late comers in the back~ h~llo! um, guys, you missed the first song!
justlikeeveryoneinbritainandacrosstheplanettoo
iwasgluedtomytvsetfortheweddingthatwason
andi’mcertainthatican’thavebeentheonlypersonwho
washopingagainsthopethatmaybesomethingwouldgowrong
iwantedtoseebridesmaidsfallingoveronthesteps
princewilliam’stoupeeflyingthroughtheair
iwantedtoseebeatricedribblesickdownherdress
anddavidcameronsittingindiana‘semptychair
iwantedawardrobemalfunctiononprincephilip’ssuit
withtrousersthatrevealedhis~rs~crack
iwantedtoseehungoverprinceharrydropthering
ormaybejustateenyweenyterroristattack
iwantedpippamiddleton,b~ttheceremonyfinishedandmyheartwasfilledwithpain
thewholethingranlikeclockworkanditdidn’tevenrain
butwedon’thaveverylonguntilthenextonecheersusup
insevenyears,princeharryisalmostguaranteedtoroyallyf~ckup
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