lirik lagu jason orbaum - the unsuitable adventures of mr bear and chums
[introduction]
well there’s all sorts of creatures
down on dangly~doodle farm
like wise old mr octopus
with way too many arms
there’s mr pig
and mr cow
they’re always in good moods
but that’s cause they don’t know
they’ll soon be sliced up into food
[chorus]
mr bear, what’s that over there?
that’s where your hopes
go to turn into dispair
mr bear
what’s that over there?
that’s where your dreams go to die
[verse 1]
mr raccoon
wants to go to the moon
he’ll end up as a busdriver soon
mr porcupine
thinks he’ll read the news at nine
he’ll end up as a janitor
who stinks of turpentine
[verse 2]
please do not applaud
i’m a massive fraud
shaked up with the agent
while the wife thinks i’m abroad
[sonya]
you said you were done?
[geoff]
oh i say that to everyone
sometimes when i’m tipsy
me and angela still have fun
mr bear
i don’t even care
sonya takes it up the bum
and shaves her pubic hair
[sonya]
mr bear
that’s an overshare
that was for your birthday
and you’re never going back there
[tommy]
mr bear
i’m in disrepair
didn’t check my prostate
now it started sprouting hair
[sonya]
mr bear
i have private healthcare
90 pairs of shoes
and 30 different types of cookwear
[geoff]
mr bear
i feel laisez~faire
maybe when the lockdown lifts
i’ll hit on the au pair
[angie]
mr bear
i don’t mean to swear
but i’d give my f~cking nipple
for a lock of tommy’s hair
[verse 3]
mr bear
what a lovely chair
mr bear
you got the news caught up in your hair?
mr bear
what’s that over there?
mr bear
mr bear
[dark]
the farmer thinks the
dangly~doodle creatures are asleep
but mr bear’s a swinger
like the pigs, and cows and sheep
he visits every pen and sty
and always brings the fun
and jerks off mr quackington
who’s always first to cum
he fingers mr badger’s bum
and mrs donkey’s quim
and he f~cks with mr chicken
till they both are quite done in
and he runs around the farmyard
trying to shove it where it fits
and ends the night by blurting
over mrs badgers tits
[bridge]
lower your expectations
maybe you could get a job
in telecommunications
no matter how you try
you’ll never reach the league of nations
the best you’ll get is middle rank
in trading operations
so lower
your expectations
you’ll never win an oscar
so there’s no congratulations
the future that is coming
will not meet specifications
and no amount of visualisation
will save you from your own deterioration
mr bear
what’s that over there?
that’s a tramp who thought he’d be
a multimillionaire
mr bear
what’s that over there?
that’s where self esteem goes to die
mr bear
what’s that over there?
that’s the disappointment
that is waiting everywhere
mr bear
what’s that over there?
that’s where your
schemes go to die
that’s where your dreams go to die
that’s where your dreams go to die
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