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lirik lagu jake palumbo - victoria's secret

intro (spoken):

the story you’re about to hear is true. the names have not been changed. (sigh…)

verse 1:
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new message on fetlife
i don’t expect you to know about fetlife
to be completely frank, well
it’s a s~x website
a cesspool of fetishes for you to live your best life
she said i’m 5’10”, i’m a mini~amazonian
thick hips & big tits, the whole babylonian
glasses, dark hair & an arty type of fretwork
skipped straight to phone numbers
rеally trying to network
now i don’t really sweat it
causе it’s full of bots & scammers
men posing as women, trying to polish some hammers
but something kinda different about this chick & her profile
she ain’t that far away
it says great river, long isle
s~xting every day, the situation getting chatty
day 5 she said she put me in her phone as baby daddy
i know i probably shouldn’t humor this
but this a layup
what could even ever ruin this?
chorus:
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baby girl got a secret
and the world’s about to peep it
baby girl’s about to leak it
oh my my, what a web that we weave

verse 2:
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i had to hit the road again, we made plans to meet up
as soon as i get back & put the holiday trees up
every single day i’m getting 20 new pictures
we started falling hard
it’s a real motion picture
she wanna have my baby sometime after new years
my c~ck is rock hard, right brain is in full gear
but something’s kinda fishy
found her instagram & twitter
figured out she’s still married
got a boyfriend with her
so i’m not just a 3rd wheel
i’m actually a 4th wheel
forthcoming? nah
she is living in a forcefield
i’m only half~invested
mostly wanna get my d~ck wet
situation thickening, i haven’t even hit yet
new years eve, starts texting me her titties
she excited about the year she about to spend with me
1:52 i’m asleep with my main chick
another nude pic, then everything changed quick
(repeat chorus)

verse 3:
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9am, wake up & make the coffee
go to take a sh~t & check my phone
something’s off, b
new text from vicki
“didn’t wanna have to send this ~
but i hooked up before we started talking in november
and…he got me pregnant”
i froze like the bus line
next text message was a test with a plus sign
total disbelief, blood pressure elevating
go to fetlife ~ she done made a post celebrating
i let her have it, started firing off text~e~ses
i’m pretty laid back, but this behavior is reckless
you just woke up on new years like
“now’s a good time”???
then i watched myself get blocked everywhere in real time
you out your mind??
i got startled, started jumping
“babe, what’s wrong?”
ahh f~ck, sweetie it’s nothing
making breakfast while i’m seething
thoughts turning like a turnstile
you might have blocked me
but you ain’t block my burner profile
next couple weeks, every hour, reading updates
reckless live tweeting about the drama since his nut take
her man wanna terminate but she ain’t trying to hear it
meanwhile the husband trying to find her
cause she missing
man, listen
we ain’t got enough sp~ce here
to catalog the drama that took place in this sp~ce here
when you find out your wife’s got a bun in the oven
and the boyfriend learns his baby mom’s got a husband
online with my popcorn, reading editorials
then she starts talking suicide & tombstone memorials
one day she disappeared, deleted all social media
got spooked, called the morgue, but she still alive & breathing
the conclusion to this story that deserves its own segment
is about cat~fishing the man who got her pregnant
made the fake profile, setting up the mark
tell me how the f~ck her baby daddy’s name is mark?
for the record i ain’t do nothing disgusting
i just asked about the last few wombs that he bust in
got the answers on how it all happened
cause a lame
will tell a photograph of a bad b~tch anything
(repeat chorus)

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