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lirik lagu jake hole - caked up in another world! (finale)

[part i]

[intro]
the crew finally ended their arduous journey
and were nearing the base of the mountain
the demon king’s lair
surprisingly, a familiar face waited for them
at its entrance
episode ten: the finale

[skit 1]
i’m getting mud and rain all over my tunic
and i have freezing rain all over my nips
they’re hard
hold on, wait
in the distance, you see that? (yep)
is that the king—
those are the king’s uniforms (oh, yeah)
yeah, that is the dang ol’ king, man
that’s—
is that king coctavius?
’tis indeed
what is he doing here?
aw, frick

[verse 1]
how could they do this?
how could they do this?
how could they do this?
ladeedee, ladeedee
ladeedee, ladeedee, ladeeda
king coctavius and his army, seen it
we didn’t call for backup
i don’t understand the meaning
they’re blocking off the path to the mountain
now it’s seeming
like we’ve been betrayed by ’em
in the name of p~n~s
there’s the king being carried in his throne
by indentured servants in his hot pink robe
sidepiece peter, giver of the dome
he’s dressed in all black armor
from the head to toe
we made it up to the entrance
yeah, weapons close, but keep your cool
we still don’t know their intent
they’re here to help’s my best guess
set up camp in big tents
artillery on both ends
trebuchets and crossbowmen
it was looking pretty intense
we got close, the king moved
he lifted up his right hand
thank you for your help
but we’ve got the rest, alright then?
soldiers drew their weapons
and the archers pulled back
we’re the chosen heroes
yet you threaten to attack?
silence
the decision’s been made
sidepiece peter is here to save the day
you’ve made our job easy
and the obelisk is ours
we’ll harvest it
to spread the kingdom’s power wide and far
h~llo, i’m sidepiece peter
vessel for the final general
of the demon king
master of the blade
now plagued by dark thoughts
devil power’s granted
i’ve become a warlock
(this guy’s a freaking nerd)
bolsok grabbed his axes
bellowed out a roar
he toppled twenty men
with a slam to the floor
trebuchets launched
and arrows rained upon us
every growing injury
bolsok, he begged for more
donovan and nipolas
i caught them holding hands
i hope this zesty elf
isn’t with my ex~mans
but as the chaos started
they got startled and they farted
they’re both nimble
and they’re cunning
they drew weapons and they ran
[bridge]
you fools!
the king slammed his staff
i swear i saw peter
secret~stroke the king’s shaft
peter’s eyes rolled back
then trembled, then laughed
conjured eldritch energy
and shot a giant blast
dodging, dodging
strafing, dodging
bootycheeks chafing
wiener, both nuts, all itch
when i go in
‘lil buddy, i go all in
anything for a man’s mouth giving polish

[segue]
ah, you gotta be farting my nut out (oh)
look in the sky
oh my days
it’s a dragon!
dang it, man
everybody run, man
it’s a dang freakin’ dragon, man
and y’all just sitting there, stupid
run!
[part ii]

[verse 2]
fire overhead
dragon fire breath
talons grab and shred
cutting heads, sudden death
they were dying by the tens
hundreds, right and left
so much smoke
getting cooked, getting swept
found nipolas as i made my way
sidepiece peter only ten yards away
he cast mirror image
three illusions look the same
nipolas quick~shot all three in the face
eldritch blast, nips hit in his nuts
nipolas went “uh”
then he fell to the ground
magic booty missile
silly peter tried to run
but i hit him in the cake
and made the fricker fall down (ow)
he hit me with a hex
eldritch blast to my neck
then eric out of nowhere
shield of faith for defense
bolsok through the smoke
leaping in the air
right before the blow
peter yelled in despair
soldiers on the run
dragon ripping, chopping limbs off
archer tried to hit it
but got burnt into a crisp, dog
saw the smoke lift
king was getting jumped on
by his own servants
as he limped, he tried to run off
dragon swooped down
grabbed the king, flung him high
fell back down
guess that’s how the king dies
then the dragon turned toward us
and we’re not at all surprised
’cause we can see the malice
in its deep red eyes
eric cast a spell
to repair nips’ b~llsack
bolsok already charging
he was on that
dragon laying fire
we were running, had to fall back
bolsok took the heat
yeah, happened all fast
fire dissipated
bolsok stood his ground
he was burnt bad
but had a smile ’round his mouth
and eric tried to heal him
but he said “no need”
he was bloodthirsty
it was time for him to feed
dodging all the swings
from its talons easily
and another fire breath
in a wide arc sweep
bolsok hit a slide
and that got him underneath
and he let out a roar
and he chopped at its feet
nipolas back in commission
he cast pass without a trace
we all repositioned
dragon couldn’t keep pace
then we used our best spells
arrows, magic, blades, faith
then to top it all off
i cast disintegrate
[skit 2]
dragon down
alright, hurry
let’s go finish it off
heh, like a, like a wiener
like a man and— yeah, let’s go
(haha)
did you hear that?
look, it’s human
woman, woman!
it’s a woman!
dang, man, it’s a woman!
duh, and why does that matter?
none of you care about women anyways
i— i care about women a—
i meant like, actually care
like f~cking (oh, she’s swearing!)
like men f~cking women and vice versa
(she’s swearing!)
i think i speak for everyone here
w— we’re into men
exactly!
no man in faerûn is straight
uh, yeah
i’m sick of it
i mean—
i haven’t gotten any play in centuries
o— okay, i mean, it’s gaerûn
no, it’s not called that, it’s faerû—
i’m pretty sure it’s gaerûn
uh, faerûn?
forget it, you win
i can’t take it anymore
destroy the obelisk and k!ll me
woo!
put me out of my misery, go ahead
i don’t actually—
we win!
w— okay, um
i have a confession
oh?
i am bis~xual
and i would like to
take the woman on a date
what?
he swings both ways
you are?
i’ve never seen you wear a turtleneck
please, please, please
a— she’s a— she’s a demon!
and she’s also kind of a femcel
she— she’s evil
i am not a femcel
by definition, a femcel is a woman—
oh brother, here we go
yeah, i’m not tryna hear all that
ay, bolsok, you have fun, man
(yeah, let’s go)
(before this whole gaerûn thing)
you have fun with that
(i was getting play all the time)
(and i was drowning in d~ck)
here’s the obelisk, um, yeah
i guess i can go home?
yeah, i’m gonna keep it a buck
i’m not good at goodbyes
yeah, me neither
i’m definitely gon’ miss y’all
(we’re gonna miss you)
(is anyone gonna talk to me?)
y’all have a lot of cake
(yeah, haha)
(thank you)
(h~llo, donovan?)
y’all were real bouncy
(donovan here)
(all bouncy, yeah)
i really liked it
(okay)
i really fricked with it
(haha, yeah, yeah)
(thank you)
i’m gonna try to come back
(okay)
i don’t know how this works
(hang on, man)
i think if i touch this
(yeah, if you touch—)
(oh yeah, if you—)
i just instantly—

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