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lirik lagu jake hole - caked up in another world! (episode 9)

[part i]

[intro]
the gang was victorious in their battle against the general
general peele
and now donovan was a part of their crew
kind of
episode nine: big green dudes

[verse 1]
we looted both the corpses
of the foreskin twins
bruised, battle~scarred
we just hit a big win
blood all on his dagger, hidden grin
in a cloak
never thought i’d work again with donovan
let’s get it, though
enemies compared to me are miniscule
pitiful
point me to the next demon general
point me to the big male b~tts
’cause they’re edible
selûne carrying the team
the light beam’s medical
we traveled through the forest
down the trail, horses with the cart
new addition to the team, temporarily
i still can’t believe
these crows and ravens
landing on the branches as we traveled far
dark arts seemed upon us
but for now, they want to leave us be
chanting in the distance
followed by rambunctious laughter
cacophony abounded
loud sounds, we hurried after
even though we just fought
another battle won’t matter
let me dust my lingerie off
and empty my bladder
[part ii]

[verse 2]
palisades placed in a circle ahead
smoke from inside
i would doubt that they’re friends
environment rocky
the base of a mountain, where we were
do we go around it instead?
the map we collected
suggests we go forward
and i’m on a mission
my b~lls getting blue
we went towards the camp
we don’t see any archers
the construction sloppy
and all~around crude
then two, actually, it was three
i lied, four
orcs stomping toward us
they opened the door
your general’s ours
he’s weak and he’s frail
his mission, he failed
that’s what you’re all here for
our general? no, well, yes
i mean, like, kind of
we aren’t his men
we’re just looking to fight ’em
these orcs are too stupid
they ain’t tryna talk none
oiled up arrows
just let me ignite them
clubs hitting rock
debris flinging all over
these foul filthy frickers
were not even sober
the stench of the mead
was the strongest of odors
were these even orcs
or are these ogre soldiers?
don’t know
i barely passed history (huh)
they’re swinging their weapons
just barely, just missing me
nipolas setting their loincloths ablaze
and one of them slain
the others enraged
mage hand
i’m smacking their b~ttcheeks
thunderclap casted
then ray of frost next
another club swung
bolsok blocked it in one swing
mass polymorph
now they’re toys used for s~x
i must concentrate
if it breaks, they will turn back
we started bouncing
until they all turned flat
they shouldn’t have fought
but it’s too late to learn that
took it too far
literally, got a hurt back
no
no, owie
uh, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
[part iii]

[verse 3]
i’m gonna eat all your b~tts
like, i’m tryna get in your guts
i’m a hob~orc
i’m not one of the runts
i am more smarterer
i’m not a dunce
i’ve heard of hobgoblins
but never a hob~orc
let’s throw rocks at his b~lls
let’s rip those big tusks out his jaws
donovan, chill
that’s a little uncalled— for
wait, he vanished in smoke
we couldn’t see
we were blind as we choked
i could shock the collar
but why even bother?
he fighting for us
and that’s even more hope
bolsok did his roar
he seeing red
ripped his shirt off
for all of the men
i hit an arch
and a scoot and a bend
i dug in orc b~tt
making a booty blend
beating his booty
the hob~orc a frickhead
we warned ’em
but he didn’t listen
we oiled him up
’til he glistened
and set him ablaze
and completed the mission
free me this instant
like, what? who is that?
some guy naked inside of the prison
inside of the camp
booty not even fat
how rude
i’m general deferens
if i were free
you would alter your sentiments
uh~huh
and if you’re a general
our mission’s to k!ll you
so, like, we already win
i’ll cut you deal
huh, frick the demon king, for real
take this ring
it goes on your winky
i mean your pinky
it’s magical steel
you’ll need it as you start ascending
it’s the key to the most canon ending
i’ve got two daughters
that need my attending
got cards from my family
that they’ve been sending
uh, if you’re so strong
then how did you get captured?
ah, we was roleplaying
playing in b~tt
the orcs bruised my booty
my tailbone got fractured
and then i got hickeys
on both of my nuts
[outro]
and it hurts from the tusks
hickey on my—
alright, chill, we get it
yeah, tusks, yeah, okay
well
i guess it’s time
that we ascend adama’s wrath!
why did you say it like that?
i did not like it
really cringe
i wanted to sound n0ble and heroic
yeah, that’s my fault, gang

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