lirik lagu jake hole - caked up in another world! (episode 3)
[intro]
the cream crew were handed a note before they left town
it told them to defeat the five generals of the demon king
on their way to the dark mist fortress
they now traveled through the black road
a dangerous path in the ancient anauroch desert
episode three: the necromancer
[verse 1]
wait, something’s not right
something’s stinky
it was silent, it was quiet
only sounds of wind and sand
eyes pried for thе sky
not a woman, not a man
there werе ruins all around us
of a nation once grand
skeletons were broken, buried
laying all throughout the land
but we stayed on the path
it was just me and the mandem
wizard, cleric, ranger, warrior
looking mighty handsome
but bolsok, he was bugging
look like he gon’ throw a tantrum
the man was itching for a fight
something isn’t right
the wind stopped
and the clouds formed above us
the sand dunes parted in half
like a b~tt does
and the vibe got all freaky
and the air got freaking stinky
and my bootyhole got puckered
i could feel my brown eye winking
thinking “what’s up”
must be something nearby
stand back jacques
in the sand is where they hide
and bolsok was right
sand rose to knee~high
out from the ground in ancient armor, a big guy
h~llo travelers
saw your booties from afar
general testikles, king sends his regards
can’t wait to crush your skulls
thought of it gets me hard
rise, my undead!
unleash unholy harm
[interlude]
selûne, slap my nuts with the force of a thousand holy suns
and give me your light
[verse 2]
eric blessed us with a magic shield
felt it in my gooch
i slapped bolsok on his big ol’ b~tt
my cue to let him loose
and he let out a big ol’ roar (~roar~)
then he leaped across the dunes
he swung his axe around
and knocked the general out his boots
take that, you zombie twink
to the nine hecks you go
bested by the great bolsok
death to another foe
a tiefling knows his devils
and a man knows his baddies
i would never face defeat
from a man without a fatty
but the general stood back up
shot a fist inside his cake
bolsok fell to his knees
his booty was left agape
eric healed him with the light
put his booty back in place
bolsok jumped back to us
with a smile on his face
woo, not bad!
the general beat my b~tt in
nipolas shot an arrow (die)
then another
then a dozen (die)
roots formed down below
stopped the zombies all from runnin’
nipolas was the goat
elf b~tt needs a touchin’
testicular torsion!
zombies fell to their knees
i just gave their dead nuts
the good ol’ twist and squeeze
and the general was so baffled
like, he couldn’t even speak
such magic has been lost to time
for eons at the least!
magic booty missile!
rocket b~ttplugs at his face
i shot lightning from my meat
and through the zombies made it chain
he couldn’t keep with my pace
i was casting spells with grace
hold! i locked the general in his place
okay, defeat i must admit
i’m the weakest of the dark 5
so don’t think this is it
the power that you have
made this fight a load of sh— (oh my)
the demon king awaits you
in the land of dark mist
you filthy heathen
how dare you use cuss words!
away with you, to the nine hecks!
(~arrggh~)
[outro]
oh my, did you melt him?
that’s disgusting
onwards, brethren
’twas a great fight
we travel in the name of gaerûn
in all its beauty
and all its booty
man— man booty
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