lirik lagu jake hole - caked up in another world! (episode 2)
[intro]
as jacques hollier honed his magic
he realized he truly was a great b~tt wizard
and so, with his training complete, he left the town
but he alone would not defeat the demon king
he needed a party
episode two: the cream crew
[verse]
i was training for weeks
learning the way of the staff
at the academy, learning my powers
i blew a new dude’s booty in half
he was a student, i ain’t mean to do it
but now his b~ttcheeks won’t ever clap
i was truly the greatest wizard in the land
the greatest they would ever have, woo
i was ready, they gave me a robe and a hat
it was pointy like ones in the movies
i hopped on a horse and embarked on a journey
i had to go fulfill my duty
“good luck young mage”
“it’s a great deed you’re doing”
“the passion you have is so moving”
and in this world, they don’t wave bye
they drop drawls and start mooning
three days go by
i’m miles away from the city
i finally found a tavern in a little village
wonder what they could give me?
i went inside, it was jam~packed
with many adventurers sitting
i needed a band of brothers
with some booty to smother
to do any winning against that stupid, little demon
so i walked up
robe lifted for some b~tt stuff
b~tt wetter than a hot tub
who the toughest in this pub?
demon king need roughed up
hiking and fighting, i like and adore it
more of it, request i can’t ignore
and piping and piping ’til i’m feeling sore
i assure you, i am the one
my name is bolsok, tiefling, tank, berserker
not a deserter, loyal to power
in blades and blood, my enemies shower
i frick for many an hour
and i am the high elf nipolas
ranger and archer, d~ld~s over arrows
i attack with the force of a falcon
but move just as swift as a sparrow
nary a foe could best me
i’ll be your twinnem, i’ll be your bestie
and once we defeat that demon
i can then cater to both of your testes
i’m the greatest healer in gaerûn, duh
holy magic from selûne
put some respect on the cleric
oh yeah, i’m human, my name’s eric
it was me, bolsok, nipolas and eric
we rented ourselves a carriage
that demon king harvesting gayness
hate it, none of us could even bear it
like wow, like nah
we hitting his fortress raw
we smacking on both his b~lls
as we traveled, we sang together, we sang like
[outro]
hey, ho, hi, the demon king must die
we’ll break his back, we’ll slap his sack
we’ll clap him from behind
hey, ho, hi, the demon king is next
we will defeat, we’ll clap his cheeks
consent he must provide
j~j~j~j~jake hole
i love you, mr. hole!
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