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lirik lagu jackthepogchamp68 - mr boss vs mrbeast 2

[intro]
pogchamp rap battles of stupidity
michael meep
vs
jimmy donaldson
2
begin!

[verse 1: mr boss (jackthepogchamp68)]
well, here we are again, jimmy, who f~cking knew?
you might have mostly cleared your name, but i still see through you
you’re f~cking stupid, i’ll take your ass to mr boss school
if you think you’ll survive, then you’re a f~cking fool
if you’re trying to f~ck with me, you must be unwell
satan’s my father in law, he’s got a spot for you in h~ll
teaming up with logan paul? that didn’t end well
lunchly ended up worse than the smiling friends’s trip to brazil
i watched beast games, it was a load of ass
so i filmed myself throwing my dvds in the trash!
you f~cking assh0l~, it’s about to get down
when i go and bust a move and hit the charlie brown!!!

[verse 2: mrbeast (jackthepogchamp68)]
well, mr boss, me meet again, at last
that f~cking verse was abysmal dogsh~t, it was f~cking ass
all the rumours were not true at all
(but you still knew ava had cp up on her wall!)
shut up! i’m innocent! and i give to charity!! i’m good!
your f~cking charity…uh…it isn’t good!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[verse 3: mr boss]
well, i just know you’re gonna suffer a h~ll of a loss
because unlike you, i’m a h~ll of a boss!!!

[verse 4: blitzø buckzo (jackthepogchamp68)]
did someone say…h~lluva boss?
it’s me blitzø from h~lluva boss!
i’m from a show made by vivziepop
you better get outta here, you stupid assh0l~s!
before i (censored) holes!
if we were comics, i’d be the far side, you two would be stonetoss
…
i’m gonna win, because i am a big boss

[verse 5: big boss metal gear (jackthepogchamp68)]
did somebody say..big boss?
with my sk!lls i’m gonna cause an earthquake
i’ll giggity lois, show her my solid snake
it’s disgusting how vivzie and brandon support stolitz
i can’t even think of a rhyme, it’s just so d~mn disturbing
stolas is an abusive, manipulative piece of sh~t who doesn’t take accountability, get the f~ck out of that relationship, blitz, while you can
mrbreast, f~ck you, you’re alright, mr boss
btw, speaking of comics, urm, is this loss?
when i’m done you’ll all be living in the sky
because i am big boss, and so is this guy
[verse 6: venom snake (jackthedipsh~t69)]
we passed upon the stairs
we spoke of was and when
although i wasn’t there
he said i was his friend
which came as a surprise
i spoke into his eyes
i thought you died alone
a long long time ago
oh no, not me
we never lost control
you’re face to face
with the man who sold the world

[verse 7: felonious gru (jackthepogchamp68)]
did somebody say…big boss?
i’m in the thick of it, everybody knows
i’ll giggity lois and show her my nose!
i’m going to defeat you all with my freeze ray!
i hate all of you, you are all so f~cking gay!
your lines were more poorly written than snoke
i’m a freedonian immigrant, because my movies are woke
f~ck maga, f~ck you, your are so uncool, bro
you’re gonna cause an earthquake? i don’t think so!!
[verse 8: tyler okonma (jackthepogchamp68)]
did somebody say…earfquake?
ima blow up all your asses with c4
if the cops ask for my name, b~tch, i’m igor!!!!
i am the one and only, tyler gregory okonma
these battles like my alter egos, i k!lled them, brah
pickle pickle rick on my pickle pickle d~ck
your sh~tty ass raps are about to make me sick
i’m tyler the creator, you better grab a pic
because i’ve got a style that you can’t quite mimic!!

[verse 9: edwin murray (jackthedipsh~t69)]
did somebody say…mimic?
my name is edwin, i made the mimic
i giggitied lois, yeah she know i got a big d~ck!
i got bit by a squirrel, i may be a bit rabid
but this can’t be any worse than when that car hit (david!!!)
did we copy dhmis? oh well, who knows?
now i’m off to go sniff coke up my nose!!
oh yeah, that’s the good stuff

[verse 10: mr boss (jackthepogchamp68)]
jimmy, you’re a mess, but those geeks were so lame
i’ve seen better mimics in a roblox game!

[verse 11: donald trump (ugen)]
i came back for the dub it’s my second coming
it’s like i tell immigrants, gru, stop running
i had s~x with a p~rn star and you can’t~
wait
wait what’s going on~

[verse 12: hood trump (ugen)]
shot like tupac
fought with the rock
all the ladies in the streets they suck on my c~ck
i do so many drugs secret im hidin
then i go play minecraft with my bro joe biden

[verse 13: cursed woody (jackthepogchamp68), gru (jackthepogchamp68), blitzø (jackthepogchamp68), solid snake (jackthepogchamp68), (allan (jackthepogchamp68))]
what if i was lost forever? i was sid’s to keep?
that doesn’t matter anymore because now it’s time to go fire on this beat
yeah, motherf~cker, cursed woody with the flow!
it’s scary cause it’s characters you actually know!
my song is amazing, it’s comedy gold
wait, holy sh~t it’s almost 2 years old
you raps were pretty bad, but i got one thing to say
i’m coming for you and you’re all gonna pay
calm down woody! we’re your friends!
shut up, gru! i’ll k!ll you!
sorry, pal, but can we make amends?
shut up, blitzø, i’m gonna k!ll you!
why can’t we just talk it out?
not this time, snake
(woody, oh woody, where have you been?)
too late, jimmy, i’m k!lling you slow!

[verse 14: michael jackson (cillianzwildx)]
mj
got something to say
he grabbin his ak
to shoot you in the fa~a~ace
cut that scene!
billy jean
~beat switch~
tryna crip walk in these big socks, moonwalk in these flip flops
with this sh~t talk
this hip hop
~girly ass scream as he is murdered by cursed woody~

[bridge: donald trump (ugen)]
michael jackson, gone too soon…
aaa~
~gets murdered by cursed woody~

[verse 15: mr blue (jimbo hartnett)]
i have returned you can calling it a second coming
don’t messing with me, woody, or you will start running
you look like an alternate, call that alex kister
last name blue, first name mister
i’ll saying this, even though we aren’t friends
but calm down, woody, you seem a little tense
i destroyed mr frog, now i’m gonna destroying you
you shouldn’t facing off against a blue belt in kung fu
you’re just all bark, no fraser~nash
and guess what, motherf~cker, you got no cash!!

[verse 16: cursed woody (jackthepogchamp68), mr blue (jimbo), tyler okonma]
you and orange cancelled the show
mrs purple’s in a coma
at least you got william worm
but you need to pay child support for~
he’s not my son
wait what?
yeah, his father is my second cousin twice removed
hey guys, it’s me, tyler the creator
f~ck you, tyler!! aaaaaaaaaah
~murders tyler, the creator~

[verse 17: jackthepogchamp68]
hey guys, don’t forget to check out r/jackthepogchamp68
~gets shot to death by the remaining characters~

[verse 18: buzz lightyear (jackthepogchamp68), woody (jackthepogchamp68), tyler (jackthepogchamp68)]
what’s up, woody, i was behind this all along!
what the f~ck? didn’t you listen to the cursed buzz song?
i made woody go crazy and k!ll all his friends
and now it’s time to blow you up and make all your lives end
you fellas thought i was dead oh, f~ck off okonma!
i don’t want you ruining my plan and causing loads of drama
to infinity and beyond! buzz, you’re f~cking vile!
wait, you can’t even fly, you’re just falling with styyyyle!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
we don’t care about your opinion
we decide
pogchamp rap battles of stupidity!!!!!!

[the mask]
somebody stop me, i’m smoking the track
i’ll giggity lois and make more sons of the mask

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