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lirik lagu jackthepogchamp68 - jd vance vs dj lance

[intro]
pogchamp rap battle of stupidity!!
jd vance
vs
dj lance!!!!!

[verse 1: dj lance rock (jackthepogchamp68)]
yoooo gabba gabba!!
hey, guys! it’s dj lance!
i’ll beat you in this rap and hit the dancey dance!!
it’s clear that you can’t defeat me, you fool
when you made the pope die of cringe! …too soon?
yeah, i’m gonna cause a lyrical storm!
while your entire career is worse than the new norm
you’re a bad vp and an ugly one too
donald trump will die on [redacted]

[verse 2: jd vance (jackthepogchamp68)]
wow! that verse was kinda cr~p!
and you didn’t even say thank you for being invited to this rap!
when i’m done with you, the walls will be painted red
me, trump, elon and biden all sharе a bed
that verse was sh~tty, dеpressing and sad
i watch skibidi toilet on my mommy’s ipad
i watched your show too before you made fun of me in that verse
you think that this verse hurt? it’s just gonna get worse
[verse 3: jack black (jackthepogchamp68)]
take this, jd vance, i will make your career end!
i was in the yo gabba gabba episode “new friends”!!
you called trump hitler then became his vp?
what does that make you? a n~z~?
i defeated nixon, and now i will defeat you!
i also played a panda who does kung fu!!
you cannot defeat me, i am jack black
and you aren’t ready for my jack black attack!!

[verse 4: donald trump (ugen)]
what’s up motherf~ckers, it’s liberation day
you’re gonna k!ll yourself? it must be my birthday!
yo gabba kamala was a load of trash!
so shut up or i’ll trump pump some tariffs on your ass!
i’m the best leader since darth vader
quite frankly, you’re a failure, so i will not see (as in n~z~) you later!!
you think you can win? you cannot
this is the future that liberals want!

[verse 5: wired albuquerque ankleb~tch (jackthepogchamp68)]
hi there, my buddies call me weird al!!
and this is my epic freaking return, pal!
i’m at my prime, great! you can call me andy serkis
i was in a yo gabba gabba episode about the circus
i’d be living in an amish paradise if you weren’t alive
you’re fully grown men here acting like you’re five!
donald and jd, you are defeated now
me and eminem love making out!!

[verse 6: elongated muskrat (henrychad420)]
call me musk, i’m here to help
flush a yankovi~t~rd for humanity’s health
i love all my children equally, but some are more equal than others
my children have way too many mothers
i will verbally murder you, i will end your life
i am donald trump’s current wife
i am going to sp~ce, i was meant to explore
i don’t think you’re relevant anymore

[verse 7: omni~man (jackthepogchamp68), baldi baldimore (jackthepogchamp68)]
going prime on this beat, hearing you guys was pain
i’ll giggity lois and smash chris through a train
i may have been beaten by wallykazam
but this time i’ll leave you guys like kendrick: d~mn
my lines are fire, trust me because they sick
f~ck all you guys and f~ck baldi’s basics

what the actual f~ck? dude, f~ck you!
you can’t defeat me or the baldi crew!
viltrum sucks and i hope the planet blows up!
you think my game is trash, dude? shut the f~ck up!!
bro wtf, where did you come from?
no one gave a f~ck about you in years, you bum!
you defeating me? that’s impossible!
and i meant “f~ck you” in the most literal way possible…

wow, nolan! you’re making me blush, you see
i got you this ring, will you marry me?

[random blood brothers parody that f~cking sucks and ruins the whole battle: spider~man (jackthedipsh~t69), allan (jackthedipsh~t69), herobrine (jackthedipsh~t69)]
they’re born! you didn’t notify me!
well i… it’s just… couldn’t i keep ’em? just for a few more days? please? please. they’re a pair! they go together!
my husband is due back tomorrow, peter. i must have my baby! we made an agreement ~ a bargain! you swore on the bible!
you better see which one you want then
i’ll take the
spider~man: don’t tell me which one, just take him. take him!
living on the never never
constant as the changing weather
never sure
who’s at the door
or the price i’ll have to pay
should we meet again…
how swiftly those who’ve made a pact
can come to overlook the fact
or wish the reckoning be delayed
but a debt is a debt and must be paid
you do know what they say about twins
secretly parted, don’t you?
what? what?
they say… they say that if either twin learns he was one of a pair they shall both immediately die. it means, peter, that these brothers shall grow up unaware of the other’s existence. they shall be raised apart and never, ever be told what was once the truth. you won’t tell anyone about this, peter. because if you do you will k!ll them

[verse 8: kermit (legi)]
shut the h~ll up! i’m back again
you think the fbi k!lled me? i faked my death!
i stole your credit card info, you’ve all been robbed
f~ck you guys and f~ck the woke mob!!
the ancient aliens invented black holes
satan is real, he owns trump’s soul
b~tch, don’t you know this frog likes to hip~hop?
i’ll giggity lois and make a muppet babies spin~off!!

[verse 9: henrychad420]
jd vance imma put you in a trance, with these bars i’m spitting it’s like fire in your pantz, you look so ugly have u even seen yourself before, u look like the kid from shrek 4, you’re only vice president is that the best that you can do? take a shower u smell like a big fat poo

[verse 10: bojangles whorseman (jackthepogchamp68)]
hey it’s me, the horse from horsin’ around
your sh~tty ass rapping is a horrible sound!

[verse 11: jd vance (jackthepogchamp68)]
uh ok
…
f~ck you i’m entering my final form
i’ll rip out your f~cking spinal cord
i’m talking specifically to the dj
and f~ck bj all your kind do is run and eat hay
i will murder you all i have a f~cking gun
all you motherf~ckers need to f~cking run!!
i will k!ll you all
i will rip out your f~cking b~lls!!!
i hate you and your whole crew
i will kidnap and mutilate you!!
i never even watched your show
epstien didn’t~

[verse 12: dj lance rock (jackthepogchamp68)]

stop right there
wow, that was a massive crashout
but please shut up, because i’ve got all the cash, now
now, listen here, elon, i’m kinda perplexed
i’ve seen better robots, from my buddy plex
and trump, whenever you lose, you say the other side cheated
i have the powers of a god, i can’t be defeated
vance, please leave this place and never return
because you will not recover from these upcoming burns~

[verse 13: jd vance (jackthepogchamp68)]
wait!
i’m sorry for the crashout, i don’t know what came over me
i don’t want you to diss me, so please, dj, show mercy
i know you play with little characters to cope with your loss
but you need to let them go, the accident wasn’t your fault

[verse 14: dj lance rock (jackthepogchamp68)]
no. you’re gonna die alone
you will not even be safe in your own home
i would have shown you mercy if you didn’t mention the accident
i will shoot you in the head and my aim will be accurate!!!

[jd vance]
you know what? f~ck it. i’m just gonna say it
i think stolitz is actually a good ship
(this guy is a chad, a legend and a f~cking goat)

[verse 15: shane dawson (jackthepogchamp68)]
you forgot shane dawson, now you’re all getting clapped
now i’ll f~ck you guys up, like you were my pet ca~

[qin shi huang]
ooh i think i’m the first ever chinese leader

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