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lirik lagu jackthepogchamp68 - bill cipher vs bojack horseman

{wip}
(warning: contains
~ language
~ s~x refrences
~ spoilers
~ my stupid ass)

[intro]
pogchamp rap battles of stupidity!!
bill cipher
vs
bojack horseman
begin!

[verse 1 (bojack horseman)]
sorry i’m late, what’s this recording about?
was busy a couple of rooms over, y’know, horsin around!
what the h~ll is this thing, some weird demon triangle dude?
you’re messing with the biggest star in all of godd~mn hollywood

i’m a successful actor, i get all the girls
you’re just a sad sack of sh~t who destroyed his home world
tried to get info out of ford but got trapped by his brother
you’re a more annoying yellow assh0l~ than mr peanut b~tter

off~brand illuminati thinks he can step to me?
one of my highest rated episodes takes place in the sea
they defeated you with memory loss, just like my mother…
i’m gonna win this battle, one way or another

[verse 2 (bill cipher)]
is that bojack horseman? holy cr~p!
that was a very depressing excuse for a rap!
i’m the dream demon, better run like secretariat
but you weren’t even really in that movie stupid piece of sh~t

you wouldn’t last a day in gravity falls
we both got bestselling books but i don’t sell children my b~lls!
you always try to fix things up with your past friends
but you constantly fail time and time and time again!

you let hollyhock get drugged, let herb get fired
you’re tryna strike a chord, and it’s probably a~minor!
like the oscars, this battle’s not something you’re gonna win
i mean, who’s rooting for the reason that we lost sarah lynn?

[midverse (bojack horseman)]
well, i~
wait, what is that thing?
wait, no!
aaah! aaaaaahhhh! ~gets sucked up by jean jacket~

[verse 2.5 (bill cipher)]
f~cking h~ll!
get the h~ll out, you disgusting dope!
now i’m also rapping against the f~cking alien from nope?!
the one tryna be both hollywood and the ones abused by it
i see right through you, jacket, you’re a pile of sh~t

giving bojack the easy way out? shut the h~ll up!
this glorified cowboy hat ain’t sh~t to weirdmageddon bud
i’m taking this battle over, back up or scram!

(bojack): ~pause~ i understand

(wiggog y’rath): h~llo, fwendy~wends…

[verse 3 (lords in black)]
(all): out of the depths of h~ll and back, we travel very far!
cover our souls with robes of black, the lords in black we are!
(pokotho): your apotheosis won’t be upon you, because your song got cut
your canonical human design makes me wanna nut

(bliklotep): back in the 90s, bojack, you were in a show
but i saw what you did back in new mexico
(t’noy karaxis): i know you cry yourself to sleep, i know you’re very sad
oh boy, a euclidean! now i’ll have the whole set!

(nibblenphim): you two aren’t sweet enough to be sacrificed to us
i played among us with you two, and you seemed very sus
(wiggog y’rath): bill, let’s face the fact that you and ford are gay
don’t forget to buy a wiggly plush this black friday! (as in the musical)
bill: okay, anyone else wanna have a turn
(conquest): stand ready for my arrival, worm

[verse 4 (conquest)]
it’s conquest here, at this f~cking con~fest
actually, i have something i want to confess
i’ve never actually rapped before
but i’m still gonna f~cking clap you wh0res!

i jerked off to pictures of your b~lls
jump of a cliff and demonstrate how gravity falls
sometimes i feel so alone i could cry
i know you’ll take this to your grave because i will make you die

(?): wait!

[verse 5 (banana man)]
do you see banana man?
i set of 30,000 nukes in afghanistan
i put the new forgis on the jeep
i hit the griddy while singing “right foot creep”

i’m from a song made by tally hall
i also jork it to pictures of your b~lls
you guys are massive d~cks
there are multiple bodies in my attic

do you want a ba~~ ~gets shot~

[verse 6 (petey)]
i’m the evilest cat, and i’m back on the track
i’ll destroy all your lives like my name was bojack
bill, you’re a mess, and so is conquest
you’re both defeated by gen z, and now for the rest

jordan played melvin, his movies in shelves, and
have you ever heard this movie? nope, then we’ll shelf it
that’s it from me, i’ll be chilling with my husband
happy pride month guys, do you have some substance?

(norm): psst, i see woke people

[verse 7 (norm)]
charlie on the beat, ho

ayy, charlie on the beat, ho
deebo, any woke fellas, they a free throw
man down, call an ambulance but healthcare ain’t free bro
my favourite fortnite youtuber is tiko!

what’s up with these woke ass liberals tryna brainwash me
i just wanna be normal and make out with charlie
how many opps i really got? i mean, there’s too many options
like sand undertale, you motherf~ckers getting dunked on

have s~x with charlie, hide the bible if god watching

sometimes you gotta pop out and show the woke
if you continue your bullsh~t, you’re just gonna end up broke
walking down whole time, i know he got some ho in em
pole on em, extort sh~t, bully death row on em!

say bojack, i hear you like em young
hope you enjoyed your time in cell block one
to any b~tch that talk tuah and they in love
just make sure you hide your daughter from em

they tell me todd the only one that get your hand~me~downs
and you always at a party playing with your nose now
you got a f~cking weird case, why are you around?
looking at penny, man? you’re a f~cking pedophile!

the woke woke woke woke woke! imma f~ck em up
the woke woke woke woke won’t let me do my stuff
why yall acting like b~tches, ain’t you tired?
used to be a stripper, tax evasion got me fired!

they not like norm! they not like norm! they not like norm!
they not like norm! they not like norm! they not like norm!

[verse 8 (donald trump)]
back in the 90s, i was out banging chicks
who were not my wife, she called me a d~ck
i m~st~rbate less than my friend mr beast
out of all the billionaires he sure scored the least

he makes melania and i seem we have genuine love
what a gold digger, buying the stars above
but hood trump is gone, the joke is so over
elon divorced me when i wouldn’t bend over

[mid~verse]
(bill): that’s kinda gay, s~xer
(trump): wh~what?
(bill): you know, your relationship with elon? you’ve been sucking a lot of d~ck haven’t you?
(trump): what are you talking abo~~
(bill): i bet you’re at the bottom too, right guys?
(trump): well, no, it’s~~
(all others agreeing)
(trump): that’s it, bill. it’s game over
(bill): what?

[verse 9 (mafia trump)]
i’m coming back here to teach you a lesson
take one crack at me and your family’ll go missin’
i’m the boss of the country, they tried to put me in prison
i’m the last motherf~cka that you should be dissing

this beating of you is more due than your rent is
i haven’t thrashed celebrities this bad since “the apprentice”
i’m closing this battle, since no one can beat me!
me and bojack horseman partied with jeffrey epstein!
aah!

[verse 10 (bojack horseman)]
okay, well, that’s enough of trump
all you idiots need to shut the f~ck up!
yeah, i might have a s~x and drug addiction
but at least i did time for the crimes that i committed

n0body is perfect; some of us are worse than others
and we can’t blame our misdeeds on our past or bad mothers
thank you all for your time, i hope you overcome your doubts
it was nice while it lasted
bojack out

(bill): f~ck you. ~shoots him~

~start of the mafia trump verse happens again for some reason~
(trump): i’m comi~~

~random battles appear for some reason idk~

[stewart griffin (from www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_j3b9zb6g)]
stewart gilligan griffin, intellectual baby g~nius
lyrical mastermind, i’m one of a kind
and i’m leaving you spee~~
~cuts to later on~

brian (yea?) who’s this b~tch? (uhh that’s bluey)
i see her show’s big with the kiiids (yuh)
but i watched it, and it’s shiiiit (oh yeah)
she should back out and just quiii~~

[harry potter (from [?])]
oh, ho ho, i’m harry potter
i am hotter than yo~~
~cuts~
i’ll go avada kedavr~~

[mr beast (from mr boss vs mr beast)]
(intro): mr beeeeaasst! begin
(mr beast): h~llo there, mr boss! welcome to your fin~~ aa~

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