lirik lagu j bigga - the land of mushroom unicorn sex
there’s a magic place
for beyond the horizon
it’s way out of range of (…)?
you’ll probably be on roam
it’s very very from from home
it’s lost of fun, you should come
you’ll never ever be alone
the name of this place is a super duper duper bog secret
but i’m about to tell because i feel like it!
it is called…
the laaaaaaaaand of the mushroooom unicorn s-x
(okay!)
welcome to the land of the mushroom unicorn s-x, now that you’re here your think it’s weird
you’re probably like, “what’s next?”
(okay!)
well the ground is mad of fruit roll-ups the sky is made of gumdrops
all the chicks have big b00bs and all the dudes have big c-ck
it’s really really s-xy in the land of unicorn s-x
(okay)
n0body has to work but they cash big check
(yeah!)
come with me let’s have some fun where the h-rny horses roam
the land of mushroom unicorn s-x is where i call my home
(okay!)
mushroom unicorn
mushroom unicorn
mushroom unicorn
s-x
mushroom unicorn s-x
mushroom unicorn s-x
mushroom unicorn s-x
it’s so
f-cking awesome, oh man! look
a magical unicorn
walking through the land of mushroom unicorn s-x
he has a big bone on his nose
and his giant horse c-ck is erect
now in the center of the land, of the magical unicorn s-x
there is a statue made entirely of s-x
it’s kinda strange
i don’t really know how scientifically it works
but it’s awesome and it’s made of s-x
for sure
hump hump fist pump donkey ump oh squirt
in the land of unicorn s-x donkey f-cking in our sport just kidding, man destialityis really not a joke in the lan of unicorn s-x we just say “no!”
take a gumdrop of the tree put it in your pipe and light it in the land of unicorn s-x
there’s lost of peer pressure don’t fight it
now do it just do it you should smoke gumdrops poo in the land of unicorn s-x that’s what we do
once you smoke them, you can’t stop
you will have to sing “the land of unicorn s-x”
national athem with me
(here we go)
the land of unicorn s-x that is to which i pledge allegiance you shoul make a gumdrop and m-st-rbate with a vibrating unicorn h-rn from the h-rn of a unicorn that is a first born of jesus…
or something ‘-us’
or something
definitely something…
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