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lirik lagu issbrokie - youtube shorts ruined an entire generation of men! (skit

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(how i got rid of my bellyb~tton odor; step one)
this next one
(six quick and easy life hacks to make your b~lls stop smelling like cheese and sewage)
oh, yawn, i like the smell, i’m gonna keep it
anyway, next
hey there, tubby!
uh, are you talking to me?
yeah i’m talking to you, fat, stupid, r~t~rded, lard ass!
uh, okay
i can see your titties from a mile away, they’re bigger than my mom’s!
hehe, you really mean it?
that’s isn’t a good thing, you pig, you have the posture of a cheeseburger!
yeah, i guess you’re kinda right
what if i told you i can changе that?
uh, what?
stop being a beta male and sign up for my alpha malе course! it’ll teach you how to be a man!
what? so you’re sitting here telling me that i could be a big, strong man if i wanted to?
you’re so fat that it’s blocking your eardrums! yes, that’s what i said!
what about my crippling lung condition?
(f~ck it!)
oh, cool. here’s my credit card information
got it, thanks munchkin pooh~bear sweetie pie! for our first exercise, i’m gonna have you repeat one thing after me! “i hate trans women, because they might trick me into having s~x with them, and due to my horrible p~rn addiction, i have the urge to have intercourse with any woman who offers the love and affection my mommy refused to give me!” okay, your turn!
that was a lot to remember, uh—
just say it!
uh, okay, i’ll give it my best try
i hate trans women. (trans women)
because they might… (’cause they might)
uh— (trick me into having—, ah! you’re useless! disgusting pig!)
aw, i’m sorry, daddy, i wish i could be better
oh, you can be better. just join my discord! we’re in there every night, from eight o’clock, to 3 a.m.! we practice b~tthole tightening, and s~m~n retention training ninety~three hours every week!
yeah, i spend that time playing overwatch. i can totally make room for that
that’s exactly what i want to hear, my youngling. i trust that i’ll see you there tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp, on the dot! if you’re not there by then, you’re kicked out of all classes, and i’m taking your money, kapisch?
uh, yeah, yeah
huh, what was that? i can’t hear you!
yeah, yeah! um, of course i’ll be there! yeah, i’ll be there
i’ll make sure to be there. (alright, alright, i’ll see you tomorrow then.)
s~see you
and remember, this is america. do not disappoint me!
uh, okay, uh. uh, oh, alright. uh, that was a lot, i’m gonna go beat off

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