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lirik lagu irishtoothache - josh paul "fatty" collins' birthday song

intro
paul is fat as sh~t [?]

[chorus: muth]
josh paul “fatty” collins
gets drunk as sh~t and then starts crying
josh paul “fatty” collins
said he got into law school but he was lying
josh paul “fatty” collins
twitching his fingers like a godd~mn freakshow
josh paul “fatty” collins
yeah he’s got a tiny p~n~s i’m not trying to be mean though

[verse 1: muth]
yeah you write gay poems
and you wear bad shoes
i think you tried [?]
man that sh~t was bad news
tell me how the h~ll you drink so much vodka
and huffing spray paint
josh collins you have problems
[?] the dude
who did christian service
out in cali but he quit
was that really worth it
please give the dude respect
yeah he’s banged 50 chicks
you haven’t bangеd 1 yet (uh)
grows a beard it looks like fеces
yo did you head his best friends dave [?]
read his shirt it says he only dates crack wh0res
josh drank a fifth now he’s banging a fat wh0re
yo he loved [?] mom in his pee stained undies
when he tries to dress nice yeah he still looks ugly
makes a flying squirrel out of his scr~t~m
and never paid yall the money he owed them
josh do us a favor lose the flannel jacket
josh is losing his flavor like an animal cracker
i can think of 10 people who deserve a song more
so next time just go buy one at the birthday song store
[chorus: muth]
josh paul “fatty” collins
gets drunk as sh~t and then starts crying
josh paul “fatty” collins
said he got into law school but he was lying
josh paul “fatty” collins
twitching his fingers like a godd~mn freakshow
josh paul “fatty” collins
yeah he’s got a tiny p~n~s i’m not trying to be mean though

[verse 2: glaze]
collins and glaze we share insane first names
but our middle names are different and so is our religion
he’s a god fearing christian with a gut for days
wheres “fatty” going with that tub of mayonnaise
he’s going on the stage where my band played
warming up the fanbase
but we didn’t want him there in the first place
it’s his birthday
24 years young
still not well hung (heh)
heh the mary cobb kinda liked it
when he banged her in the car with his little tyke d~ck
she grabbed his nightstick
it was inappropriate
for an honest woman
to do that to a nice kid
but then tried he to fight this guy at the bar
and his eye almost got popped out of his forehead
and if you ask
he’ll lie like a dog
and he’ll say that the brawl
was not started by
[chorus: muth]
josh paul “fatty” collins
gets drunk as sh~t and then starts crying
josh paul “fatty” collins
said he got into law school but he was lying
josh paul “fatty” collins
twitching his fingers like a godd~mn freakshow
josh paul “fatty” collins
yeah he’s got a tiny p~n~s i’m not trying to be mean though

[verse 3: tup]
so when he’s chilling with his boys
telling stories from his past
getting smashed
rehashing all that high school ass
that he tapped cause he snapped the pig skin long distance
so the girls assumed his d~ck was more than 1 inches (oops)
surprise little collins on your mind
he gon’ give you a time
and he gon’ make you feel fine
he not a mindless s~x machine
na he’s a poet
make you cry first verse you’d seen before you know it
painting images so serene
where he flow it
oh he can bring you out to his latrine
so you can blow it your ass
outhouse, no indoor plumbing
west virginia style
thug gangster slumming
overalls, overall he’s a handsome fellow
got that smile that can make a girl melt into jello
he rocking hick style wild mother f~cked up t~~th
because he’s even more inbred than [?]
hold on, stop the song, i done lost my thought train
hit pause, who’s this song about wh~ what was his name (was his name)
[chorus: muth]
josh paul “fatty” collins
gets drunk as sh~t and then starts crying
josh paul “fatty” collins
said he got into law school but he was lying
josh paul “fatty” collins
twitching his fingers like a godd~mn freakshow
josh paul “fatty” collins
yeah he’s got a tiny p~n~s i’m not trying to be mean though

[verse 4: e~dub]
i would rap about his good traits
but he’s got none of them
which is the exact same reason why
we all make fun of him
and he’s a little overweight
some say there’s a ton of him
and he’s a f~cking stupid hick
so he always keeps a gun on him
i made up all of these excuses
trying to skip your birthday song
even told muth i went to church sunday, wrong
i’m an atheist and a pacifist
which is probably the reason why i sound so passionless
i digress
even your fashion sense is a mess
you probably got your suit from a dead guy
and went ahead and left the sh~t stain on the left thigh
from the time you got high and couldn’t make it to the toilet
oh boy how’s it feel to be stupid
and still make the deans list (hmm)
i’m just f~cking around
i really love ya
took care of us
and for that i’d even hug you
only if i had to
cause you smell bad dude
you should take a bath dude
wash between your crack too
yikes!
you smell bad happy birthday douche
it’s east scr~p 2008 (hoo hoo hooh)

[?: muth]
give mommy that cum
give mommy that cum
give her cum, give her cum
give mommy that cum

outro
pabs has a bigger d~ck than collins

(43s of silence)

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