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lirik lagu irishtoothache - in da studio

[intro: e~dubble, laskin]
e~dubble: laskin, come here
laskin: god~mnit evan
e~dubble: alright come on, alright, we’re gonna do this, let’s do it, let’s get it

[verse 1: e~dubble]
guess who back in the spot, lookin’ crispy
6 feet 10 inches tall, did you miss me?
h~ll naw, because you students are r~t~rds
free music starts to hurt, a toothache in you ipod
i got a dumb squad, but listen, we are rap stars
more birthday songs than a f~ckin’ chuck e cheese party
this is e’s party, venereal disease free party
stds missin’ people like a health class, tardy
got a poptart in the microwave for you shorty
got a sixpack of ponies in the fridge for my honey
got a cash money cd for phil, so many scratches on the thing it djs itself
and i’m loungin’, passed out in the mic booth
my white shoes are brown, ’cause i stepped in cow p~~p
i called the sh~t p~~p, without an excuse
back to school like billy madison, with his crew, uh

[bridge: e~dubble, laskin]
e~dubble: how do you feel, are you excited about the song?
laskin: i really gotta pee so
e~dubble: well you gotta rap, ’cause your up next
it’ll wait, it’ll wait
laskin: no, god
[verse 2: e~dubble, laskin]
verse 2 with some gentlemen, and were gettin’ it in
like hot chicks at the club, keep lettin’ em in
keep 2~steppin’ with it, welcome mr. laskin
he’s here with the brief intermission
put down that popcorn, wipe off your fingers
this movies just begun, you won’t find it in the theaters
it’s starts with a hiss, [beakers?] been cracked
[?]
it all ends with a kiss, the one that got me smacked
and when the credits, start rolling who’ll be thanked?
the kind and loving parents of matthew benjamin laskin
well, f~ck that
all i want to thank, are the b~tches
push all the b~ttons, and flip the right switches
’cause the lights don’t seem, to cast a shadow
and living life, as a silhouettes against the motto
so sit back, and relax, in your chair
be sure to squint your eyes against, the blinding glare
’cause when the lights come up, your in for a scare
like god’s gift to gentlemen, e~dub is just standing there

[bridge: e~dubble, laskin]
e~dubble: uh were, were, were, rapping
laskin: no, no, like rapping~
e~dubble: no, no
laskin: god~mnit evan
e~dubble: how’d we get stuck here
[verse 3: e~dubble]
1, to the 2, to the 3, to the 4, (four)
phil’s ddr pads on the dance floor (floor)
4, to the 3, to the 2, to the 1 (one)
camelots a game that’s really no fun (fun)
5, to the 6, 7, to the 8 (eight)
mike gaff finally learned how to m~st~rbate
8, to the 7, to the 6, to the 5 (five)
who wrote this song, it’s so good, oh my god

[outro]
e~dubble: what’s up?
laskin: i think that went pretty well, how do you think?
e~dubble: i had a really good time, thanks for being here laskin
laskin: oh, your very welcome
e~dubble: means a lot to me that your in my bas~m~nt with me
laskin: means a lot to me to be covered by, i don’t know, what is this?
e~dubble: oh, this is the microphone booth, no, no, no, that’s a uh, that’s a uh, mattress pad, no, it’s for, it used to be for bunk beds
laskin: so, like a maxi pad, but mattress pad
e~dubble: no, laskin, your better than that [?], come on, what are we talking about here
laskin: i don’t know, this is the end of the song, thank god
e~dubble: this is a [du~op?] right here
laskin: you can’t do anymore damage than you’ve already done
e~dubble: oh, no [?] and mr. p~~p has a broken frame, what could be worse
laskin: please have a drink now
e~dubble: not a bad idea, let’s go see dodgeball again, eh?
frodo baggins

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