
lirik lagu inspecta hotdog - origins
[intro]
first name greatest
second name inspectah
third name hotdog
sadly, i don’t have a fourth, which would’ve been awesome. (ya, uh)
[verse 1]
fifth name, obama
i lost all my money in argentina, trying to pay off my debt
the feds caught up to my literal wiener
they said inspectah, we can either take this the easy way or the hard
i told them that they can kiss my shiny burnt bum
i ran so far; i was hiding in cairo and even j~pan
even made my way to china but they tried to eat me
so i escaped to taiwan, but they just blew that sh~t up
i narrowly escaped and went to the safest city in the world, compton. little did i know ejgpt was wrong
and the cops caught up to me after not so long
(uh, f~ck not again, oh my god)
[verse 2]
man, i ended up in the same cell as diddy and r. kelly
they were still peeing on each other like a bunch of pedis
i was thinking about just giving up and taking the long nap
like they did in that one sp~ceship movie with the sp~ceships
i think it was called interstellar
uh, god i can’t take this
all i ever wanted was to finally make my lagoon and marry sydney sweeney
life will have its ups and downs
but every day is a possibility for a new beginning
for me my luck was short
days were getting longer
my life getting cut short and i thought my life was coming to a close. however, one day, one day i heard an annoying sound from the other side
i said to myself that can’t be
i thought he died from shooting to many blanks to marvel rivals p~rn
but it was jack duerre, and for some reason
that voice awakened a monster which was chained up inside of me
man, that anger grew so hard, uh, uh, i broke free
i grabbed diddy’s metallic d~ld~ and stuck it up the guard’s booty
i ran to the exit, but diddy was mad
him and r. kelly joined together to make a gooner tsunami to stop me from escaping, but i knew how to defeat it
i gooned back and overcame their tsunami
then poured baby oil on the floor which they slipped on
i called for l.g., he came in his helicopter
but l.g. lowkey doesn’t know how to fly one
so he crashed it into a warehouse with 1000 bottles of baby oil
which blew up the entire prison
i was finally home free
now the world was making sense to me
i was finally going to be able to build that lagoon
let’s go, yeah!
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