lirik lagu i fucked a turkey - santa is my father (non-existent)
[verse 1]
last year, we had a family meal
i created ordeals and put my b-lls in the meat
down on my knees, all eyes on me
blow my load inside the family turkey
family shunned me, said i shouldn’t be
having s-x with a piece of poultry
daddy told me it’s okay to be lonely
but it’s not okay to get a turkey to blow me?
remember that thing that cameron did?
tried to be in uni’, so he f-cked a pig
what we did? something like this;
christmas gravy and turkey-d-ck
girls think i’m repulsive, maybe it’s a cult thing
why eat meat when you can make love to it?
my body is pulsing, chest convulsions
i read kama sutra, don’t resist impulses
[chorus]
jingle bells, jingle bells
turkey laid an egg
use my b-lls as stuffing
then i took it to my bed (hey)
jingle bells, jingle bells
turkey laid an egg
use my b-lls as stuffing
then i took it to my bed (hey)
[verse 2]
this year, i met with my family
it turns out they have abandoned me
it seems i have some s-xual fantasies
i did last year seemed to anger thee
f-ck you all, i don’t need you in my life
i’ve got more than my family in mind
wrap some gifts and put them, fire-beside
got some fowl that’s got me mesmerised
i bend down and get f-cked
made love to a big duck
this year, i didn’t get much
but all i need is my turkey’s love
bing it in the mic’, let the turkey soften
this is a sequel to family problems
need rehab for this complication
musical, cancerous situation
here is a gift from me to you
’cause it’s special, i wrapped it too
we did rehab and one-nine-two
this year ends with this festive tune
[chorus]
jingle bells, jingle bells
turkey laid an egg
use my b-lls as stuffing
then i took it to my bed (hey)
jingle bells, jingle bells
turkey laid an egg
use my b-lls as stuffing
then i took it to my bed (hey)
jingle bells, jingle bells
turkey laid an egg
use my b-lls as stuffing
then i took it to my bed (hey)
jingle bells, jingle bells
turkey laid an egg
use my b-lls as stuffing
then i took it to my bed (hey)
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