lirik lagu horrible histories - the cowboy song
now, i’m a real life cowboy
just a quiet, humble fella
that’s what we’re like
apart from mike
yeah, i’m more of a yeller!
sing songs to p-ss the evenings
and because it soothes the herd
so they won’t stampede
unless mike sings lead
and shouts every single word!
(mike! )
(sorry! )
’cause we’re cowboys
real-life cowboys
not like the ones you see on your tv
we’ve never held up banks at all
we’re poorly paid
and kinda small
if you still wanna be a cowboy
stick with me!
on your horse for eighteen hours
and that saddle sore’s a curse
then you feed your horse
and yourself, of course
though beans just make it worse!
then you’re back driving cattle
that’s what being a cowboy means
moving those beasts from west to east
sorry, it’s the beans!
’cause we’re cowboys
real-life cowboys
not like the ones you’ve seen in the movies
we’re not big hunks like that john wayne
’cause our horses would complain
if you still wanna be a cowboy
join us please!
you should be aware
we have some customs that are strange
like saying ‘howdy! ‘ not ‘h-llo’
when you’re out here on the range
never touch a cowboy’s hat
never ride his horse
so what would happen if i took your old mare?
well, i’d shoot you, of course!
(fair enough! )
cowboys,
real-life cowboys
not like the ones you see on silver screens
we didn’t go out starting fights
’cause unions fought for our rights
now mike will do a solo thanks to beans!
(how was that?)
(it stunk! )
and now my friend, i fear
that the end is drawing near
’cause we only ruled the range for twenty years!
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