lirik lagu hooligan christian - dick so small
[intro]
hooligan christian (ayy)
[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d~cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl~ng
we need some medication (b~tch)
a little dedication
this sh~t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals (go)
[verse 1: hooligan christian]
hooligan christian (brrr)
walking down the halls (woo, woo)
d~ck so small (okay), p~ss all on my b~lls (ouch, ouch)
i can’t tell if i’m hard or soft (yeah)
she says i’m great like the chinese wall (ching~chong)
your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (okay, okay)
i said h~ll nah b~tch just get your hands off (okay, okay)
ah sh~t, drippin’ like a faucet
go to the bank, make a deposit (woo)
negative 32 books in my wallet, but back to the topic
walk it or talk it
[verse 2: dylan polley]
suckin’ my d~ck in the bathroom the b~tch wanna suck on my nut
eating that booty like pudding and riding this d~ck till i bust (ayy, ayy)
she said she tasting my sauce, ayy
she said she sucking my b~lls, ayy
feeling her love for my closet, ayy
making my d~ck fall off, ayy
making my d~ck fall off, yeah
come and jump off of my c~ck, yeah
my boys and we got small c~cks, yeah
condom is gonna fall off, b~tch
filling me up and i’m slowing it down and that b~tch wanna give me the crown (crown)
f~cking it up and i got a small d~ck in that b~tch and it’s making her frown (b~tch)
[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d~cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl~ng
we need some medication
a little dedication
this sh~t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals
[interlude: dylan polley & hooligan christian]
bro, where the f~ck is st~~zy at?
i don’t know. get his ass in the booth
call him up
[verse 3: st~~zy kane]
came in this b~tch with a small d~ck
got a bad b~tch she ain’t even thick
can’t even suck me she only just l!ck
when i have s~x my duration is quick
i’m back on my sh~t (fax)
she give me a dance
it’s small so i’m letting her know in advance
she pull down my pants
got on her knees, praise to the lord she all on my belly b~tton
i hope she’s not my cousin
put my cares in the oven (what? what?)
she call me daddy so i f~cked her mamma (sneezes)
eating her ass on the back of a llama
my money got commas like i’m sick of pauses
f~cking your b~tch and i come out the closet
where’s my deposit?
coins in pocket
i’m being factual let’s just be honest
my tiny p~n~s bring joy to the world
it helps the economy like a nonprofit n~gga
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu tsugranes - persona
- lirik lagu esteisy - gasta funda-english
- lirik lagu nuclear vortex - missile silo
- lirik lagu anna vissi - χούλα-χουπ (houla-houp)
- lirik lagu naomi august - the in-between
- lirik lagu maría colores - los afortunados
- lirik lagu vida nueva: ganadores de hombres - nuevo amanecer
- lirik lagu uncoded - losing myself
- lirik lagu bchillz - dangerous
- lirik lagu angel fires - it's over now