lirik lagu holy bongwater - the ballad of gary johnson
gary, gary johnson
he’s not trump or hillary
he came from new mexico, where he smoked pot
he noticed both the candidates say who they’re not
he took a big bong rop while he watched c~span
remarked, “hey, i’m not either one!”, and that’s how he ran
gary, gary johnson
he’s not trump or hillary
gary, gary johnson
so cast your vote for number three
when bernie sanders got robbed by the dnc
gary wondered, “hey, would his supporters like me?”
he smoked and pondered how to get those bernie bros
combined his name with bernie’s slogan, makes a d~ck joke
gary, gary johnson
he’s not trump or hillary
gary, gary johnson
so cast your vote for number three
he’s kinda liberal, but the taxes he don’t love
he kinda wants some anarchy that he’s the leader of
he knows the problems go away with legal weed
and he’ll never miss a city name when on jeopardy!
gary, gary johnson
he’s not trump or hillary
gary, gary johnson
so cast your vote for number three
gary, gary johnson
he’s not trump or hillary
gary, gary johnson
so cast your vote for number three
he won’t win either
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