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lirik lagu heyyitskris - when voobers vs. krissssssss

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
krissssssss
vs
when voobers!
begin!

[verse 1: when voobers]
uh, when voobers
uh, you don’t get b00bers!
we know this spider on the web likes to talk~the~talk
but can you hold on, before my verbal blows knock you off?
and i’ll leave you as white as your skin color is!
i don’t see how so many people wanna give you their kids
you’re an 8~legged freak, but somehow more human than spider
what’s your actual identity, once again, you’re a liar!
no way you can face the heat of my rap fire!
in a group of idiots, you barely stand out
every time you fight for yourself, you cast doubt
failing to chase trends, you don’t get any clout
instead you think about your boyfriend, who you wish to mount!
like scr~p baby, yeah, you’re just a clown
can’t do art, that’s why you commission your friends around
you keep failing to write a comeback round after round
take this sh~lly sized l, it’s the size of a town!
i know about p~rn, i have it imprinted in my glasses
and i’m deep~fried so well, i’ll kick all your spider asses!
at the end of the day, krissssssss, you’ll just be a pathetic gooner
owned on this track by your own face, when voobers!
[verse 2: krissssssss]
… you done?
okay, finally time, my verse has begun
funny on this track, you call me a loser
but what the f~ck genuinely even is a voober?
oh, that’s right an unfunny joke, from my gooner humor days
you’re a snapshot of that point, you cause me pain
go back to running away from our dad, let me speak!
you’ve been around forever, but never dropped peak!
your 2nd rap battle, but i bet the fans never knew
it was such a snoozefest, i forgot the d~mn thing too!
“the mascot of the funky smp” and you were forced on like hot glue
made by [redacted_name], but i d~mn sure wanna forget you!
you’re an oopsie by maykit
relevance, you’ll never make it
your face, i’ll take it
use your spare time to fix your chronic m~st~rbation!
so make like the name “jacob” and just die!
i’m not gonna lie, i hate seeing you around all the time!
a backrooms wanna~be entity that continually whines!
you ruined subterfuge with lyrics, how the f~ck is that possible?!
and~ wait…
what’s that behind you…?

[verse 3: nyte and krissssssss]
krissssssss, krissssssss, krissssssss, baby!
it’s been too long… since our last performance!
no, no, no, no, no, no, nyte not you again
no, no, no
why do you hide from your fears?
when you know that i’m only near?
you hurt your friends again and again
listen to my words closely dear…
the showman of the showbiz is back
welcome back to your nightmare, an infinite hack
it’s so cold, the fog is approaching like that
write my words down, use them like trauma to tack
when voobers, i can’t hate you
lore is so confusing, who made you?
what’s different that a normal nextbot can’t do?
go cry to [redacted_name], i’ll bid it adieu
and oh krissssssss, baby, no time to get jelly
when my truth crashes on you, like it was sh~lly
and before you fight back, no you’re not a loser
you just hide from your sins, you’re blind like noomr
oh well, look at the time, it’s time to depart
hope my words weren’t sharp at the end like a dart
krissssssss, please, after our heart~to~heart
i hope you don’t mind leaving your soul in the dark
[verse 4: [redacted_name] and nyte]
one mention and it turns a spark to a flame
i was in the shadows already winning this rap game
but in recent years, it seems i’ve start to lose my fame
you won’t forget me this time b~tch, now pass the mic to [redacted_name]!
nyte, you need to back up, you stole my whole f~cking shtick!
shove that salmon suit where the sun don’t shine, you give me the ick!
kris was my prey already, don’t steal from me, you f~cking d~ck!
and when voobers, i don’t want to see you again, you make me sick!
b~tch ass motherf~ckers, that’s all that i can call you three
turning off the deep fryer, k!ll off this unfunny meme
you try and take me down, i have lefty on my team!
krissssssss, stop trying to cook heat, you’ll never be peam!
uhm, excuse me? i wasn’t quite done
or asking the opinion of a shadow freddy plush
i do your gimmick better in every scenario i’ve counted
your arg’s less scary then there’s something on the mountain!
you’re a knock~off alastor who’s rap game ain’t tight!
you’re only even known because kris glazes you on artfight!
you’re an ugly urban legend whom no one will pay attention
when i erase you from kris’ memories, what could you do in that situation?

[verse 5: what would you do in this situation?, when voobers and nyte]
when was the last time you were worthy of celebration?
when you did something noteworthy for hundreds of generations?
instead, all you do is commit several war crimes against humanities nations
tell me all of you, what would you do in this situation?
you wanna know what i would do in this situation?
you wanna know?
ahhhhhh~
back to what i was saying~
[verse 6: papyrus playz]
papyrus playz is logging on, i got the moves like jagger!
mad hackers even try to stop my mad minecraft swagger!
like an amongala, i’m going undetected
sleeper hit and knock you out like kris’ long~form content!
nyeh! i’m gaming so good, just like my spaghetti!
nyte and [redacted_name], gah! the creepypasta must be ready!
and when i’m not gaming, i’m reading out~of~context quotes!
exposing all my foes for being jobless and into toes?
though, you need to understand just how i’m rollin’
when voobers, you’re still around? i’d figure you’d be goin’
home back to your pizza place? as long as it ain’t pervy!
oh, you k!ll people there? everything is legal in new jersey
disconnecting all of you like my bad wifi!
papyrus playz is out y’all! see you all next time!
nyeh!

[verse 7: chef kirby and krissssssss]
oh god, no, now where am i?
and why does my brain only wanna rhyme?
uh, it’s me chef kirby, i think i recognize some of you?
oh, you’re that one guy inside my fireplace who tried making me a fool!
and you look like someone funtime foxy said they watch
and you skeleton, you uh, what~ what the f~ck are you wearing?
i didn’t mean to interrupt, i just wanna go back, wait!
please dear god, this has been the worst ever birthday!
what the f~ck was chef kirby on about?

[verse 8: herobine mobs and krissssssss]
yeah, i know right
anyways, h~llo everybody, herobine mobs here!
and trust me, my rhymes are hot, you have nothing to fear!
i’m more cool than daniel
i don’t wear flannel
and i’m the coolest bis~xual ever, and i’ll verbally man handle!
wait, are you me from the future?
that’s so cool~ wait, why are you a spider?
and what’s that b~tton on your overalls mean?
…
oh you sweet, innocent summer child
do me a favor, and never talk to someone named vixx, okay, younger me?
well, now i’m gonna do it because you told me not to
f~ck, i can’t even be mad you are literally me from 2018
anyways, is undertale still popular in the future because i really really like it and asriel dreemurr is so cool and~
okay, thank god someone cut him off who knows how long he would’ve infodumped for
this battle literally can’t get worse than freshly starting p~b~rty me appearing so~

[verse 9: chuck, krissssssss and [redacted_name]]
hey guys, it’s me chuck~
i should not have f~cking opened my mouth
it’s me chuck here, promoting my brand
call me chuck e. cheese, the way i make my sh~t strand
i’m gonna leave a steamer in your pillow case, b~tches!
like my name’s the tooth fairy, but you won’t get any wishes!
i use my spatula to clean my ass and flip the burgers, yuh!
if you keep talking chuck, i think i’m going to throw up
then i’ll finish my verse, make you wish you weren’t born
here comes the mighty chuck’s sh~t storm~

[interlude, spoken: krissssssss, when voobers, nyte and [redacted_name]]
thank god!
thank you!
whoever did that, you’re a hero
it sure as h~ll wasn’t me
i was hiding behind when voobers
get the f~ck off me~
wait, then, who…

[verse 10: mx]
you just keep rhyming nuts and p~ss; that isn’t funny!
stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
you think you’re strong with a .9? just wait till i break out the ‘85!
making sure that lucas won’t get far and leave his parents to cry
kris’ will be left in madness, no chance of escaping my realm
now’s your chance to dodge my pow, oops, seems like you fell down… (wahoo!)

[outro: mx]
one go, one take, mx out b~tches

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