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lirik lagu heyyitskris - monokuma vs. koro-sensei

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
monok~ma!
vs
koro~sensei!
begin!

[verse 1: monok~ma]
ahem! is this thing on?
oh it is, alright then!
it’s punishment time for this sensei
a title he didn’t earn and had no say
over his class, while they all tried to murder his ass
and he struggled to make any friends in the end
cause he’s too busy pervin’ over professor b~tch’s tits!
woo! think i already winded myself
you should know, with your intellect, that it’s bad for bears my age to risk their health
but despite my hardcomings, i’ll still grow despair deep in tomorrow’s youth
you only traumatized them, by making them worry ‘bout one thing, and that’s just you!
welcome to monok~ma theater!
where tonight’s feature presentation
is about a slimy, pervy, teacher
that rattled a nation, what a sensation!
you may think you outsmart me with your “superior intellect”
but even yasahiro could see, the mastermind has more cards up their deck!
[verse 2: koro~sensei]
welcome to class monok~ma
the head of hope’s peak is getting humbled, monok~ma
they used to call me the reaper, ya know?
now it’s time to show this toy why, with a k!lling flow!
your fanbase is filled with proshippers, not shocking, i admit
when your series seems to know a lot about hiding documents!
i could solve your final case within the first chapter of your game
and the only despair i feel was the boredom from it when i play
you call me a perv, well you should know, that’s incorrect
i beat my allegations, you watched 2 of your students and got erect!
what’s wrong? gone silent? you finally shut up?
for a mastermind, you sure do seem to be a stupid f~ck
you brought my class into this battle, so no silly tentacle guy
like i said, i know your secret, you don’t hate me, you just wanna see me cry
monomi out did you every single step of the way
and how do you feel that nagito is the most reason people play
your spinoff game was so bad that your franchise has never recovered
i guess you could say that danganronpa’s body has been discovered!

[verse 3: junko enoshima]
oh, koro~sensei…
it’s junko f~ckin’ enoshima rockin’ in up on this beat!
i’ll make you grovel at my feet while reading my despair magazine!
the real head master is here sensei, you and your class have been dismissed
before you leave, i’ll spear and reel you in, more than my own sister is
i like actually wanna admit, your show totes rocks!
i’ve pleasured myself to your death scene and it’s still so, so, hot
your disses don’t hurt me, they make me feel more despair
go on now mr. reaper, make a line about how i touched my sister down there!
the queen of despair is talking, eyes up here!
i’ve already brainwashed your whole class, they have no fear!
you really think you can top the ultimate despair in a rap?
how’s your lover doing? didn’t you get her k!lled in a trap?
[verse 4: koro~sensei]
it’s time i hit my second verse, leave you screeching like a kettle
i’ll chop you into 4 asian women and call you babymetal
you try to ruin the world with your evil bear~stapo police?
it’s time for the 2nd most biggest, most awful, most tragic event since your release~

[verse 5: jesus christ, koro~sensei and junko enoshima, junko enoshima, and koro~sensei]
calm down my children
jesus christ?
yes, it is me, my children
and i have chosen to return today to try and convince you that this hateful bickering must end~
jesus christ is dead for a second time? god, now i wish i did it
ugh!
so much despair i’m missing out on
can you not pleasure yourself to the 2nd death of jesus christ of nazareth?
who the h~ll would even k!ll such an important and beloved figure like him anyways?

[verse 6: c00lkidd, two time and coach banko]
n0body stop me or i’m telling dad!
i’ll giggity roblox and cause your servers to crash!
h~llo, it is the two time swarm and we will now f~cking murder you!
no no no souldrivenlove someone stop them!
…
wh~ who are you?
don’t worry boy, i’ll protect you ‘cause~
[verse 7: coach banko, mx and c00lkidd]
settle down class, coach banko’s back
this time not rapping against a pedophile, that’s wack
mid~gonronpa’s still here, and that gets on my nerves
goin’ straight to 402 is the punishment that you deserve!
hey, coach banko, what the f~ck are you doing here?
you know you’re not supposed to appear in more than 1 rap battle!
go home, now!
hey, that man saved my life. that isn’t fair!
especially because you appear in like half the battle catalog!
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hey, i know you’re new, kid~
it’s c00lkidd
i don’t care, i know you’re new, but i’m kinda the big running joke of this series so if you could shut your yapper i~
wait, i just got a message from heyyitskris~
inside joke rap battles has been sold for 125.5 million usd?!
what the f~ck?
who would willingly buy this series for that much money anyways?

[verse 8: elon musk, heyyitskris and donald trump]
h~llo, i’m elon musk, coolest man alive
i’m the swaggiest real g since the jackson five
i made grok my b~tch, and now america will be too
i am become meme and doge all over you~
i literally can’t bring myself to finish this
i’m~ i’m actually gonna f~cking hurt myself
wow, elon, that sh~t was total trash
now get out of here, i don’t love you anymore elon
you’re fired, get out of my white house
i need to go have e~s~x with netanyahu now

[verse 9: joe biden]
now’s my chance…
it’s me joe biden ‘bout to beat ya hitler ass!
and i~ uh… where~ where am i again…

[verse 10: freaky dutch van der linde]
freaky dutch is callin’, i said pick up the phone
freaky dutch is callin’, i’m home all alone
freaky dutch is callin’, i said pick up the phone
freaky dutch is callin’, i have a plan in tahiti!

[verse 11: koro~sensei]
enough!
it’s time i hit my second verse, leave you screeching like a kettle
i’ll chop you into 4 asian women and call you babymetal
actually i forgot the rest of my verse

[outro: sans]
yeah, i’m sans
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
yeahhhhh
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r~

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