
lirik lagu heyyitskris - mettaton vs. funtime foxy
[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
funtime foxy!
vs
mettaton!
begin!
[verse 1: mettaton]
oh yes darling!
come in for my show
where i’m spitting “hot” with the “land” of my flow!
you’re a scary robot in a bunker so cold
i guess you could say it’s a “snowgrave”
~laugh track~
i’m here all night folks
i have a switch on my back, but you can’t touch this
your switch port was atrocious like who would touch this?
your ratings went down, down, down with every release
cawthon’s so broke now he’s probably out eating leaves
[verse 2: funtime foxy]
wow, that rap verse was trash!
just like your game, you’re a pain in the ass!
what are you, a toaster?
then you turn super gay?
ask bonnie and foxy, you don’t swing their way
i’m a monstеr, you’re a loner feeling all dysphoric
then you lеft your cousin behind so you could feel euphoric
you’re a betrayer, a monster, a piece of sh~t
now turn around, i’m gonna break off that weak little switch
[verse 3: mettaton ex]
oh my…
you flipped my switch that only means one thing…
you wanna get bodied by a drag queen don’t you baby~
~fnaf sl jumpscare sound~
that scared…
the sh~t
out of me
[verse 4: funtime foxy and mettaton ex]
cut your gay sh~t out now i’m back on the feed
something you don’t know about, skinny legged b~tch
call me sans the way i’m f~cking the goat~
f~cking the goat as in i’m the goat not that i’m f~cking a goat~
we know what you did in the backroom with bonnet
you~
what
oh i know darling…
and it will be all revealed live here on mtt tv!
[verse 5: mr. (ant) tenna, mettaton ex and funtime foxy]
pfft. that ain’t good tv
lemme show you hoes what true tv time is!
being honest makes better content than spreading pointless lies
something neither of you know, because it’s! tv! time!
i’m breaking it down harder than mettaton and napstablook’s relationship~
get out, this is the 10 year anniversary party club
get out you’re new
but~ but~
hey, i’m not that old!
fnaf world came out in january 2016 baby it’s close enough
d~mn it you’re right
[verse 6: sans]
ehehehe, did someone say f~cking goats?
yeah, i’m sans
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
yeahhhhh
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r
i’m a b~n~r~
[verse 7: w.d. gaster]
hi my name is f~cking gaster
no i’m not that one wing gaster
i am w.d. gaster
i speak in the f~cking wingdings
i made up the f~cking core
i fell down it, what a bore
i made the deltarune lore
kris is nonbinary you c~nts~
[verse 8: asriel dreemurr, chara and flowey]
did someone say reset…?
haha! you thought it was the old genderfluid hag? but nah, it’s just me, your good pal…
asriel dreemurr!
yeah, i’m the god of hyperdeath and i’m so swag!
i’m the god of swag, asriel dreemurr!
i’m a massive gooner, i jork that sh~t!
and i’m not that dweeb ralsei!
i was a flower but now i’m not
that’s really good for me, yeah
i just realized i can’t see my family again because i just absorbed their souls
f~ck
i… really didn’t think that through
anyways
this rap battle is an absolute f~cking mess!
i’ll make this timeline hyper goner with a true reset…!
[verse 9: alexander hamilton]
that was a real nice declaration of rap independence gentlemen
but unfortunately…
my name is alexander hamilton and i am so swag~
[outro, spoken: heyyitskris]
i have been told by the walt disney company to give a formal apology for my infringement on their intellectual property rights alongside a cease and desist of featuring any more disney copyrighted media in my series “inside joke rap battles.”
my apologies go out to robert a. iger, current ceo of the walt disney corporation, and lin manuel mirandia whose work i directly mocked and damaged the reputation of from its appearance in my series
my video featuring an inaccurate portrayal of hamilton: an american musical, now streaming on disney~, is harmful to the original copyright holders~
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