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lirik lagu heath - trapped in a jukebox

[intro: heath, noob saiboot, snafigus]
oh my head, what the f~ck
noob, wake up (no no)
noob (no)
h~llo (what the f~ck?)
i’m snafigus (i’m saiboot)
the guardian of the jukebox (i guard my own d~ck)
what the f~ck are you saying?
yeah, what you saying?
the jukebox (what jukebox?)
you are inside a jukebox (h~ll no)
yesterday you both passed out in that table right over there
and i used my special magic to get you both inside this jukebox
what the?
so what the f~ck do you want from us you sick b~st~rd? (yeah what the f~ck n~gga?)
well, i’ll let you out under one condition
yeah, what’s that?
you both gotta rap so f~cking hard my ass will break off and unleash the kеy that will let you out
the magical key (magical kеy?)
well okay (okay)
i’ll let noob start this sh~t out
yeah, i’ma start this sh~t out
give me the beat motherf~cker

[verse: heath & noob saiboot]
saiboot!
this is a real sh~tty case like a suitcase full of sh~t, yeah
off the top like a cherry from a r~t~rd’s cake
calamity jane gave head to jesse james
i was there, i saw, i took jane from behind
i jacked off watching the passion of christ
underground like my disabled first born
i’m the assh0l~ behind the trojan horse
fake n~ggas rock gold chains, i rock a noose
fake n~ggas hunt whities, noob hunts a moose
i’m a movie freak, hollywood made me poor
jumanji was stolen from my diary book
and the ring was based on my nose ring
i find airport metal detectors cozy
i love staring the sun with night vision goggles
that b~tch sigourney weaver makes me giggle
i support peace, support lying too
when it comes to asians, dying too
and goldberg can just suck my spear
tried to summon satan, freddie mercury appeared
i’m blue in the closet, i might be forty
playing settlers, my intellimouse got h~rny
every tuesday i barge into various clay potteries
take ’em home and nurture them motherly
park cars like an idiot, can’t even open the doors
what i do? come out a drunk of course
in my kingdom, minors are used as coal miners
crocodiles are fed with the orphan d~ck liners
pirate yell “arrr” when ej~cul~ting
don’t know for a fact, just speculating
i’m heath, insulting me is unnecessary
my sk!lls are hidden like the treasures buried
my birth was a fatal error
or that’s what i think when i look in the mirror
told dr alban, it was his life
i draw swastikas over peace signs
see ya hippie, go smack ’em
trapped in a jukebox, how the h~ll did this happen?
noob is angry when i communicate with devils
i have a net relationship with a cuban rebel
committing treason is what i do every season
just for kicks, ain’t got a particular reason
you’re like mexican workforce, lousy
prodigy told me he felt s~xy in his ballet outfit
my biological mom disappeared in a vortex
actually i’m glad, the b~tch teleported
i became free, i could f~ck all the sl~ts
how could one noob achieve this much?
the movie independence day was my drunken idea
couldn’t find any s~xy caskets from ikea
jay~z did a subliminal diss towards me
toothbrush is an unknown object to me
as a kid i had everything but acceptance
i never apologized, my foster parents hated x~files
it was missing two x’s, my strange sisters have two s~xes
use permanent men as toilet seats
that 70’s show gives me the creeps
had a shampoo bottle gamble in vegas
my mom had an affair with ronald reagan
in the closet figured out a cure for cancer
but sick kids are hilarious, production was canceled
dismantled gameboys to get parts for a robot
my mom told me my dad was spongebob
but i’m the real rap idol, my stan is eminem
had a diarrhea, couldn’t find any medicine
so i used stitches instead
my rhymes are like cum, blow you away and stick on your head
noob hopes that was good enough
was it?
[outro: heath & snafigus]
well, will you let us out now, snafigus?
what the f~ck do you think?
there ain’t no motherf~cking snafigus
smile! you’re on candid camera!

- lirik lagu heath

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