
lirik lagu ham sandwich - my money long like a leg: the encyclopedia
[part i: the thigh]
[intro: ham sandwich]
yessir
ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
cut that sh~t off, cut that sh~t off
ayy bro (huh?), you gotta up your production value, bro
you’re at a 100k, bro (bro, what are you talking about?), the people expect more from you, bro
no more of this sh~t, bro (where did this stream come from, bro?)
no more of this dumb ass sh~t, bro (what are you doing?)
you gotta up your production value, bro, come on
bring in my orchestra, bring in my– (is this what the people want?)
bring in my strings, bro (is this what you think the people want?)
come on, man, come on, we gotta up the value, bro
we gotta up the ranking tier, bro (right now?)
this the luxury tax, bro (we really doing this?)
we gotta make it beautiful, bro (we really doing this?)
wе gotta make this sh~t beautiful, my n~gga, okay? (come on)
no morе of this random~ass bullsh~t, bro (haha)
no more of this beat you made in f~ckin’ the twelfth grade, bro (nah)
no more of that (nah, bring in my drums)
what are you doing? (bring in my drums, boy)
bring in the f~cking drums, bro
bring in the f~cking drums
bring in my f~cking 808, bro
what the f~ck did you think this was, bro?
this is leg, bro, this is leg
[?]
(section one, “the thigh”)
give it to ’em, shwab
[verse 1: shwabadi]
my money long as the time since i last dropped
the run time of tracks in my backlog
your money short as the leash of a bad dog
my money is longer than mexican standoffs
my money longer than blu~ray extended editions of lord of the rings
your bank is dry, an unfortunate thing
you f~ckers ain’t got no slots on your ring
[verse 2: connor quest!]
my money long like ring long land
[?] index on king kong hand
like a tiktok binge~watch, clips on spam
longer than guinness world ping~pong match
long like the long johns on long john silver
longer than the estimate completion day for [?] builder
longer than the lap of our world
longer than my d~ck, [?]
[verse 3: stargirl]
my money long like a leg [?] foot on your neck and the platform docks
you and your b~tch at the end of my strap
not ’cause you’re throwin’ it back or not
you know that my money, girl, don’t be a stranger
hear that cha~ching, and i know it’s gon’ change her
bite out my digits, take out my anger
they couldn’t ride out my wave, i’m a flanker
[verse 4: young$ter]
b~tch, who you comparin’?
i might be a youngster, but i’m still yo parent
they hear what i rap and they parrot
but i’m a new animal, [?]
my money longer than time that these n~ggas been draggin’ on beef on the timeline
last time i rapped like a lawyer, but this time i’m k!llin’ the beat, they might give me a lifetime, b~tch
[verse 5: yayu]
uh, my money long like the irishmen
i been the hot fire, i know they gon’ pull out of my ass
we still don’t got enough process and power to display the number of dollars i have
[?], got some housekeepin’, my money long as i walk to serve all of the gifts
you could get dropped, so you’re droppin’ the bucket, so budget when i come knockin’ again
[verse 6: wülf boi]
my money long like a young thug ad~lib
boy show his ass and go viral like mastiff
my money long like the time that it takes for me to come, yo girl call me ups package
your funds out of order like the movie challengers
old and two d~cks like the movie challengers
you’re here out of town, [?]
my money long like my dog scooby sandwich is
[verse 7: themanbehisla]
my money, my money long like it is pi
or it’s something other like a high number, soar the sky
what’s another [?]? i’ma try
money lookin’ like the list of lines i could write i would’ve
my money and it’s area is coparent to the zenith crafting tree in terraria
compare with the lengths it takes for me to make a new song
all my money taking too long
[verse 8: jeesh]
my money long like– huh
my money long like we’re teams toppin’, rivals
my money long like– haha
my buck explodin’ up, them [?] body go viral
[?] them up, like–
if i had a one more build and sh~t, leanin’ like michael
my paper extend like [?] from dante
my [?] for a surplus of miles
my money so d~mn low
it’s like the length of this song–
[outro: ham sandwich]
ha, i’d do it again
huh?
g~g~get your legs out
[?] spreadin’ 2025
[part ii: the knee]
[intro]
section two, “the knee”
[verse 1: ty wild]
yeah, brr
my money long, it’s been gettin’ noodle
hit the head, no hoopin’, homie step, he shoot you, you get metal suited like you lex luthor
i’m the way you blew up after wedding europe
bet they leg is [?], i get steppin’ to ’em
it’s a credit doin’, not the best, i’ll do it
hit the bed, i’m snoozin’ on the rest of you in this b~tch
[verse 2: delta deez]
okay, uh
my money long like the one piece series
devil fruit jackpot, i’m rolling cherries
my money give me whatever i cherish
[?], brand new [?]
my money long, story less long
i got you hittin’ and pay for the headstone, baby
i’m [?]
my money long like three wishes from charion, huh
[verse 3: mix williams]
ayy, ayy
my money long like a nap
i feel like i’m snaps
yo girl been calling me daddy
bro, these rappers are honestly bad
and she make it clap for me
i call ’em [?], nyquil, i put your ass to sleep
put a halo around your favor, wrapper, master chief
money longer than the time it take to get a verse back from me
or– or longer than how tall you think i am, ’cause you never seen me in person
[verse 4: cam steady]
my money long like it’s big smoke’s order
i’m in the whip with two 9s
take out your b~tch, but i’m just drivin’ through
you take your turn at the back of the line
haven’t logged into my linkedin in five years
my degree better than most of the guys here
i was like nineteen the first time i tried beer
now i get high with my [?]
[verse 5: tidd]
[?], you and your brodies and name is just laughable
fl!ckin’ off phonies who, frankly, are passable
[?], i picture the actual
show me the factual
my money longer than gamecube controller’s new core length
you ain’t get a sip, you don’t pour drink
don’t ego trip, you act more like whatever those folks say
[verse 6: true evil villain]
my money long than a motherf~cker
just give ’em a little off the top, call that sh~t a light fade
hit a l!ck with the bros, we be up at nightreign
[?] the whole hood, ’cause i like [?]
see, my b~tch bad, she resemble a [?]
so much money, n~ggas [?] side~eye and [?]
money longer than the anime time dilation
could probably [?]
[verse 7: dedboii kez]
my money long like the nose on my burrow, [?] inside of my pocket
my money long like the llama sombrero, my hombre, it depends on you clique if you talkin’
my money long like the [?], cop me a treat, b~tch, i see beef then stop it
my money long as the roots, [?]
[verse 8: soul tayshi]
my money long like an awkward silence
(yeah) yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
(yeah, y~yeah)
f~ck that, i want the violence
my money long ’cause the tiktok
if i’m [?], yo b~tch watch
me and her l!ck block
ziplock, i get the bag
and i might put a ham sandwich in it ’cause he gave me a black eye
i mean, it was an accident and a long time, and he did say sorry, but i hold grudges so f~ck him
[part iii: the shin]
[intro]
what? you’re just now explaining the controls?
[verse 1: 757shai]
ayy, my money long like a flight to the states
sit down in the nether, they ghasts and they blazes
[?], you [?] is basic
i’m doin’ shows wit’ my groomsmen
some dudes i ain’t namin’
money long as donkey kong been the game, b~tch
tommy go, we saw ’em runnin’, we came in
tried to f~ck but no one f~ckin’ with shai, b~tch (section three, “the shin”)
[verse 2: lime king]
ayy, my money long like supercalifragilisticexpiali– shut the f~ck up, ho
mom gave me cutthroat
i’m always stay on top the pole
stick let it hit like a drumroll
lettin’ out screams like a b~tthole, huh
you said that you’re mine, b~tch?
why she ask me if i’m up though?
bad b~tch waitin’ for me when i come home
she’s the one that’s finna cum though
[verse 3: acti matatabi]
my money longer than hospital wait times
[?], that’s a sp~ce [?]
that gets you tilted towers from this house on the lakeside
long bread, back and back [?]
suicide doors is a bassline
[?] diamond dozen, diamonds don’t measure base line
diamonds money, mine is funny, i make mine
[?] under the grave line
[verse 4: shofu]
uh, look, b~tch
my money long like a mad girl text message
fat n~gga, i’ma eat then i get seconds
you would not k!ll yourself, that’s the best message
money longer than sakura forehead
would you rather end up in a box or a warm bed?
money long like obtuse rubber gooses
money long like pi in hypotenuse
[verse 5: isthatfr0st]
my money long like lord of rings and the hobbit
that made my wallet big as [?] profit
not countin’ this money, i’m linin’ my pockets
and i ain’t no [?], you can’t let the [?]
you know [?] up on it
we go band for band, but you switchin’ the topic
must be atms if you talkin’ robotic
you f~ckin’ clankers, i hate you
[verse 6: freshy k~n~l]
m~my money long like the healing procedure
of radial fractures from people pleasures
that may not react to feeling weaker
after trippin’ on a trip to the regal theatre
’cause, essentially, you don’t wanna make a deal out of your own misery
and people have sh~t to do, but your arm may be broken, maybe not
that’s about the length of my financial status when compared to the equator
[verse 6: kevin krust]
my money longer than the gap in my uploads
i got a standard to uphold
purebred rappers, so i [?] don’t fold
but you see all that green on my back and they mold
but you know that i be breakin’ it
every feature offer, i be takin’ it
every single frame of the daily phantom cypher, i been makin’ it
yeah, like your mom is comin’, just trust, so take a ham, [?] cut off the crust
[interlude]
come on, f~cks, what are you doin’?
b~b~be quiet you old fogies
[verse 7: gameboyjones]
my money’s longer than me dating pokimane (n~gga, that’s not true)
yeah, i love you too
longer than me wakin’ up to hit snooze, to hit snooze, to hit snooze
longer than me and yours pay gap is (that’s the only way you n~ggas say that sh~t)
w~we’s ’bout to get let go
if we keep takin’ long, ’cause my money is broke (oh my god)
[verse 8: nemraps]
my money long like a story from your grandpappy
got a short temper, you listen to keep that man happy
talkin’ about how he met your grandma in the club when his peepee was danglin’, that’s how he made your aunt abby
interrupted his story, told him you had a headache
[?] in your breastplate, [?]
woke up in the hospital the next day
basically, my money longer than the ~n~logy that i just gave
[verse 9: diggz da prophecy]
money too long, this the news outbreak
longer than the nose on [?] face
and they never ever stop me, you confuse that way
bankroll too long, need to move out sp~ce
that’s great, you can hate, don’t think you can stop this
money too long like my anime watchlist
keep goin’ ’cause we always in stock, b~tch
been at it too long, i done run out of topics
[verse 10: geno five]
my money long like a run~on sentence
commas endless, no, you can’t hold it
i’ma flex [?]
it just kept growin’
but this come with some perks like it’s [?]
just know these numbers stay up, f~ck an exponent
used to [?] the money, i step slowly
now i got [?] in me like the feds, homie
you n~ggas poor like–
this for the dead homies
[verse 11: pe$o pete]
my money longer than [?] multiply
wrap around the world like a bbc belt, b~tch
my money longer than cookie run kingdom arena with a fast forward b~tton on tick, b~tch
my money longer than my money shorter, that’s the theory of relative monetary physics
my money longer than the time i spent contemplating spoiling one piece for real this time, but ham said no so i didn’t
money longer than a constipated person sh~ttin’
money longer than my d~ck, unfortunately
[part iv: the calf]
[intro]
section four, “the calf”
[verse 1: camogod]
my money so long, [?] j~pan
i texted yo b~tch and she said she a fan
i ain’t finna fight, have bro handle your man
she bounce on my d~ck, she get all on my gland
and f~ck wit’ a rollie, get out of my van
why is you talkin’? you ain’t got no motion
put all the rappers, start handlin’ pen
[verse 2: chi~chi]
yeah, my money long like my legacy, uh
short, but you can’t get ahead of me, ha
kickin’ your shins, crush your b~lls like they [?], ’cause you know i ain’t doin’ this sh~t for free
who wanna say that i don’t do this for free?
either crash in your sights or you’re payin’ my fee
and don’t think you can [?]
yeah, your b~lls ain’t no [?] ‘less you give me my f~cking money
[verse 3: freeced]
my money long like the pine
my money long in the pine
my money long–
f~ck you [?] (nah, ’cause freeced is the vocalist)
my money long
your money gone
[verse 4: dayumdahlia]
my money long like my h~rn
longer than your mans lasted with p~rn
he’s up on his data, but stuck like a beta
you know he gon’ pray for the day where he tear off my leggings
he be begging
hard like the pavement, i step like a kaiju
want me to strap it, but i ain’t inclined to
it’s just what my mind do
[verse 5: afrolegacy]
my money long like the whole world had joined in a conga
[?]
your money short like you paid to [?]
my money tall, [?]
your money short just like [?] seein’ a growthspurt
my money long like i’m waitin’ for roadworks
long as the paper they give out as homework
[verse 6: ilyssaa]
my money longer than [?] head talk
i got more gas than a rest stop
i got that tech like a desktop
you get your clothes from a sweatshop
there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but i’m still gonna eat this beat
factory firms have this country in a chokehold, but i’m still gonna eat this meat
[verse 7: mcgwire]
ayy, ayy, my money long like jake
b~tch, i’m draggin’ this sh~t, i got [?] in this sh~t
and i’m pullin’ you weeds out the way
well, life ain’t a movie, my life is a [?] trip and i–
i~i’m sorry, almost every time i go to a convention someone brings up the obama b00b jokes thing from the last cypher
it’s done, i~it’s not funny anymore, it was barely funny when i did it
and it’s– it’s like move on, get a job, live a life, have a family, like, love those around you
you’re not a soundboard, you’re a person, so start acting like one, b~tch
[verse 8: oddwin]
my money long like the longest of links
i don’t sleep on the money, prolonging the blink
if i blink then i’m obviously blind from the bling
knock off his top, we gon’ chew through his rings
my shooter cross~eyed, he aim for the spleen
i go help with his aim ’cause we work as a team
money spread long as the span of the wing
yo money long as the list of people using bing
[verse 9: dtrey]
my money long like pe$o pete backyard
impactin’ the beat just to make the track hard
100k special, you know that we racked up
ori took three hours for this d~mn verse
my money long like the dmv in my f~cking city, i’m sick and tired of this sh~t, bro
i get in there at 6 and i leave at 5 the next day
[verse 10: velocity]
m~my money long like a vector
your money funny like jesters
step to my section, you gettin’ sequestered
chop a [?] to a specter
my money longer than the distance i can cover on this motorcycle going fast as f~ck, holy sh~t
push the whip, [?] b~tch
you ain’t ever gettin’ close to this
[verse 11: oricadia]
ayy, my money long like my pictures of cats
my money long like i shot out the bag
my money long like [?]
my money long [?]
so many men in my pocket like grindr
so many men in my pocket like b
so many men in my pocket like binder
[?] spreadin’ both of your knees
[verse 12: nina hope]
my money long like me
(girl, that ain’t much, ain’t you like five feet?)
i know, and that’s why i charge a fee for every song i write and sing
(speaking of, ham, i know it’s not the best time and i’m not tryna pull kick claims, i promise, but can you maybe slide me like five dollars for this? i could really use it)
(wait, w~where are you going? n~no, no, no, don’t leave, i really need to afford a pc next year)
[interlude]
get your legs out
[?] spreading all 2025
[verse 13: astrsk~]
my money long like britney sh~t
oop, i hit again
my money long like dj khalid sh~t
we the best
pockets full and h~lla deep
i feel like a dell
i don’t know the last line of the beat
yeah
uh, h~llo
[verse 14: koijin]
this my first on a track, i can barely record
had to get some help from my friends on discord
[?] sh~t i can barely afford
like d~mn, n~gga, this sh~t can feed a family of four
got my money runnin’ long like a yaoi bookstore
men on men, stacks so high i can’t even see my floor
[outro]
yeah
[part v: the ankle]
[intro]
section five, “the ankle”
[verse 1: vasto]
[?]
[verse 2: swayve]
my money long as my college tuition
i dockin’ them hoes, they hawk how i’m winnin’
i’m fitted wit’ [?], you shredded, we twinnin’
i f~ck on a b~tch then leave, i’m a villain
life short, you got dots on your head like you [?]
head off to vegas, you know that i’m sinnin’
just kiddin’, i [?] of my buildings
[?], man, you know what the deal is, look
[verse 3: louverture]
my money longer than complaints from these karen~ass n~ggas find the smallest issues and they b~tch
my money longer than the amount of n~ggas that would test a n~gga and wouldn’t really ever hop off my d~ck
pull up on your block then i march, mar–
hold up, wrong song, sh~t
please, n~gga, please, n~gga, sit the f~ck down
please, n~gga, please, n~gga, hush your d~mn mouth
[verse 4: thrizzy]
my money long like your granny’s nickels
[?] the bridge out of twenties and nickels
i know my money’s the longest ’cause if it’s not, then i’ll be lyin’, and i don’t f~ckin’ lie
this longer than the epstein list
longer than it takes to release the epstein list
or you can say he has elongated currency
[?], we on the forehead bread
[verse 5: ironicnotsavage]
my money long as my clip ’cause i got a [?], huh
[?], momentos
[?]
pop the toolie at your temple
call me the rock ’cause i got me the drive and power for the bag
still coppin’ when the economy bad
’cause if i spit it, i’m makin’ it back
[verse 6: 2halosani]
m~m~my money long as a snowstorm
he tryna blam, cl!ck, [?]
[?]
[verse 7: omarcameup]
ayy, look
my money long [?]
my money long like tsa lines
look at me wrong, he go doa
bad b~tch from doa
but she annoyin’ like tekken and clive
take any beat and i swear i’ll
think you better than me, you must really like lyin’
your money short like people still saying mylittleomarcameup in 2025
like, you– you guys are– are the most annoying people, bro
like, why are you still commenting “mylittleomarcameup” on my posts from two years ago, bro?
like, that sh~t happened a year ago when kid rohan trolled the rap contest, a year ago
that sh~t was funny when it happened, now it’s annoying
go somewhere, bro
y’all need the father, the son, the holy spirit, a job application, love from your mother, love from your father, love from your grandmama–
so, uh, y’all come here often?
this n~gga is still talkin’
i don’t even know what he’s talkin’ about
go somewhere and do something with your life
touch some grass, my n~gga, godd~mn
bomboclat
[verse 8: silva hound]
this n~gga ham sands want a verse from me, bro, i do not rap
f~ck it though, bro, it’s your life
(silva, what the heck is this?)
my money long like a snake ten feet
took time on me like a [?]
work too d~mn hard just to make ends meet
roll up a blunt blunt then i pray stress sleeps
can’t none of y’all touch base with me
‘cept ty, way, ham sands, and maybe jeesh
’cause my money long just to walk lil nas
[?] for a party and i [?]
n~gga my money longer than the pain of existence
when i’m takin’ a picture, but the paper i mention isn’t–
[outro: ham sandwich]
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
okay, that’s enough silva, i’m sorry
we gotta– we gotta cut you off there, uhm
omar ate like half of the f~cking beat
anyway, it’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for
the loop section (yeah)
so you know we gotta kick that sh~t off with you already know
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