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lirik lagu gwar – rock n roll never felt so good


i met her at a donkey show. she was minutes past thirteen.
sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. reading “nugget” magazine.
c-m splattered tube-top. scrawny pre-p-b- t-ts.
that’s when i saw she was quadraplechick.

and i said “baby you’re looking good”
that’s when i noticed her legs were wood
i grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
i need a hole i don’t need no hips
i laid a line of c-ke on her t-ts
that’s when i ripped off her dirty sh-t-filled drawers

chorus: good, should, could, i think it feels pretty good [x2]
so good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good [x a lot]

it wasn’t nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
i criss-crossed with the cables, i smashed her face through a door
they found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64

and i said “baby your looking good”
that’s when i saw her legs were wood
and all you people…
you just can’t understand
i need a hole i don’t need know hips
i need the taste of d-ck on my lips
i f-cked her -sshole with a piece of frozen sh-t