lirik lagu guttermouth - jaimie's petting zoo - live
i’ve had my pet
since i was nine years old
i loved him and fed him
kept him out of the cold
but one day he attacked
i knew he didn’t love me back
so i grabbed him like a football
and punted fifty yards
now i hate pets
take yourself to the vet
now i hate pets
dolphins trapped in little nets
now i hate pets
you little f~cking
screaming sh~t~bag
i should of let your mother
eat you, little f~cker
so i got a little birdy
and i trained it everyday
hе knew 1000 words
but then he flеw away
but then i got him back
the f~cker wouldn’t shut his trap
so i took him
rubbed his beak in sh~t
now i hate pets
spotted owls in their nests
now i hate pets
bagged a deer and made a vest
now i hate pets
birds and bees and bears and bison
pigs and parrots and pandas
i f~cking hate them all!!!
i was walking through the park
when a snake peered from his hole
a perfect opportunity
to take the b~st~rd home
i chopped his f~cking head off
with my handy garden hoe
and made a lovely hat~band
for my redneck cousin bo, heee~haaw!
now i hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
now i hate pets
i fed my cat some cigarettes
now i hate pets
you little f~cking
screaming sh~t~bag
commie b~st~rd
f~ck you, you
f~cking assh0l~ l!cker d~ck sucking f~ckhead
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