lirik lagu fried rice - skrrt skrrt my dick hurt
[intro: pridemore]
my name jeff
kung fu kenny
new fried rice mixtape
please help me
[ad-lib]
cory in the house
[verse 1: pridemore]
i’m the realest motherf-cker in the rap game
i be making fire heat that’ll put you all to shame
you rappers f-cking dumb, you rappers f-cking lame
finna make the hall of fame, hold up son, i just came
going real hard like i’m omar mateen
be making sick beats and drinking iced tea
my skin ain’t black but my skin ain’t clean
but i’ll be making dank memes like i’m mr. bean
blue hawaiian shirt, orange jacket with the hat
i’m just like sanic and i gotta go fast
the tnr drums with the 808 clap
don’t you f-cking listen to this and try to take nap
i’m just spitting all these rhymes just to make a quick dime
gotta think of something fast just to beat the clock in time
wait up, oh shit, martini with a lime
black c-cks, joe yo, with some fine hentai
so i be f-cking my dog like my name is jerry
i like it kinda big and i like it kinda hairy
rape’s not bad, i don’t find it that scary
so i’ll f-ck my poodle inside a canary
it really don’t matter if it’s sun or the rain
my bars going hard like i’m kurt cobain
my d-ck, skrrt skrrt, is in a lot of pain
so i’ll switch my genders like traffic lanes
my bars go hard, insane on the beat
suffocate on the d-ck, but this d-ck ain’t free
f-ck a b-tch on the gr-ss, f-ck a dog in the sheets
haha motherf-cker, ayy, you just got beaned
“oof, oof oof, oof”
there’s only 2 genders, k!ll yourself, you cuck
[interlude: fried rice]
ayo, i think like, david k!lled himself or some shit so you’re gonna have to fill in for his verse. uh, his is f-cking retarded. anyway, yeah, i think david’s like, dead. i don’t know what happened to him
[verse 2: pridemore]
you’ve listened long enough oh, thank you
show me your -ss i’ll, spank you
my name is dave dog, f-ck nezpah
i just got raped by my grandpa
after that incident went on yesterday
i’m here to say, i’m 100% g-y
i’ll still be straight for “oof!” though
masturbate while i be staring though
i beat the f-ck out of my d-ck so hard
i piss blood like i’m on a man period
crotch is itchy, i have several stds
so y’all better not be f-cking with me
i’m mentally disabled
fill c-m in a horse -ss straight out the stable
i can do anything i want because i have autism
beat dropped so hard like my wife this evening
i beat my meat ten yards i’m memeing
rape my dog, white b-tch he’s screaming
thick juicy c-m, oh shit i’m creaming
i nut again and again on a daily basis
cuz i f-ck with no consent doesn’t make me a rapist
it’s just surprise sex from my c-m enterprise
that’s the intro, now here’s the reprise
[bridge]
“i want you to f-ck me jerry, f-ck me!”
[outro: clayton lukens & ryan barr]
yo yo yo, this is ryton studios!
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