lirik lagu freshy kanal - naruto vs. hercules
[intro]
rap battle
hercules
vs
naruto uzumaki
begin!
[hercules]
i follow every path that my soul leads
but i’ve never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
i learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
a vermin with perversion that i’m supposed to slay down
i’m taking more swings than your ass on the playground
i’ll play it like pain’s bout
i’ve got superior physique
you’re looking like a ramen noodle but you’re sucking up to me?
you’re known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run
for when they’re trying to infiltrate area 51
this boy’s acting like a knucklehead fraud whose
got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of fox news
[naruto]
your story is odd, i’ve heard it a lot, and i believe in unusual fights
but this fraternity jock turned ancient greece into grease the f~cking musical
yikes!
they don’t want you on olympus
i’ve heard a lot from hermes
slapped on the face of earth, they almost called you herpes
you say my destiny is written in astrology
but never saw yourself owned by the death star company
you’re half a god, the truth is the other half’s a nuisance
the only time when you resemble zeus is when the booze hits
’cause you’re ruthless and you threw the parentship, can’t carry it
only know how to break sh~t, that explains four marriages
[hercules]
i got issues with my family? think before you flow
you spent more time sonning me than you did with boruto
[naruto]
my son fights on his own
but what about your ladies?
you couldn’t k!ll your guilt for a pile of crying babies!
[hercules]
talk about fathers, i bet yours can relate too
he figured he’d rather die than live a second to raise you
go run up trees all you want with your practice in chakra
but with that little wood you got you can’t reach the tree of sakura
your whole life you’ve been a nerdy loser, it’s your fate
my legacy inspired decades, you can’t get a single date
you’d only offend the deaf; your floppy sign language can’t harm me
look at your right hand
it’s you and what arm~y?
[naruto]
you underestimate a jutsu with your street fights
’cause on your inside you’re a p~ssy no~mean lion
i summon toads that spit more flames than you ever did
because you only dish fire… when your kids are at the end of it!
you’ll pay for your habits, for all the pain and panic
you left the stadium frantic and tried to claim it’s romantic
you brought the fear in your era, and now i’m cleaning your terror
no matter how much you wanna’ impress, you’re a zero to hera
from bravery to slavery~ you pay to be a scandal
stop hook~and~piling humans, you should do it on your sandals
you chained every man and still consider yourself a mighty god?
with all the slaves you own you turned olympus to a nike shop
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
the next rap battle is on the way
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