lirik lagu footprints in the custard - merlin in berlin
in the distant future of the year 1945, a portal of purple light opens in the sky
king authur has sent merlin through time to destroy a tyrant that threatens our very way of life
join us on a tale of love and vengeance, where nothing is what it seems
merlin must bring down adolf hitler’s robo~n~z~ empire, close the rupture in sp~ce~time and restore freedom to the galaxy forever
landing on his feet in a stance~of~glory
facing berlin’s streets of blazing~fury
yeah, he’s f~cking cool
without hesitation the mecha~hun are on him
firing laser lugers and blitzkrieg~a~bombing
ha, so what?
merlin stuns the axis horde with a lightning flash from the skies
and uses mecahmedes, his robot owl, to take their f~cking eyes
merlin ~ hunting down the n~z~s ~ in berlin
merlin – magic in their faces ~ in berlin
merlin ~ in leather on a war bike ~ in berlin
merlin ~ f~cking up the third reich ~in berlin
he’s a bad~ss wizard motherf~cker
dealing out some kick~ss n~z~ karma
breaking them in half with his robot~armour
he’s a silver haired fox
sick~~ss magic that’ll surely entice you
taking out schutzstaffel with fire and ice, yeah!
smooth as f~ck
wearing ss officer skin, merlin infiltrates their ranks
summoning forth truman & churchill in giant spider tanks
merlin ~ riding in on lightnin’ ~ in berlin
merlin ~ magic’s kinda frightnin’ ~ in berlin
merlin ~ taking down the fuhrer ~ in berlin
merlin ~ saving mankind’s future ~ in berlin
magic rambo, motherf~cker. yeah
do my b~lls smell like hitler
do my testes reek of fascism
does my scr~t~m whiff of the signs of mankind gone wrong
do my b~lls smell like hitler
well… no…
but if they did…
then my pants would be alive with the sounds of genocide
and my gonads would burn with a blitzkrieg from which you can’t hide
my b~lls would incite racial hatred and randomly attack poland
causing britain and france to step in and sh~t to hit the fan
wait what the f~ck am i saying
even if my b~lls did smell like a dead fascist dictator
which in itself is extremely f~cking unlikely i mean, who the f~ck would even know
and why would the smell of my b~lls make me act like such a d~ck
what did hitler even smell like?
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