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lirik lagu flo & joan - new year's song

january 1st 2021
gonna turn my life around now this new year has begun
gonna eat more spinach, gonna clean my house
and go swimming three times a week
and here i stand at the end of the year
looking back
knowing that
i never did it
you know i never did it

february 1st 2021
said this would be the month that i go for a run
and i did, once
and never again
but i did say i would learn the guitar
and you know i never did it
surprise, i never did it
got a fridge of rotten spinach
and a sh~tty guitar
and a swimming cap that i’ll never use
at least i can repurpose that cap
into you can’t repurpose a swimming cap
unless a hamster needs a parachute

march 1st, didn’t even give it a try
april 1st, spent the whole month drunk
may 1st, promised myself i would bake a cake
and i baked a cake…
and it tasted sh~t
june 1st
is a month of the year
july 1st, tried to sellotape a swimming cap to a hamster’s back
august 1st, said i’d be kinder to myself
then i remembered i’m the idiot who can’t bake a cake
september 1st, spent the month shouting at the news
october 1st, spent the month shouting at the news
november 1st, spent the month shouting at my phone and the news
and myself, and that stupid sh~tty cake
no, i didn’t even throw it in the bin
cos i’m a lazy pig

so i stand looking forward to the new
with all my resolutions for 2022
and you know i’m gonna do them
this time i’m gonna do them

gonna make a million dollars
gonna fly a boat
f~ck it, i’ll even run for prime minister
cos you know we need a new one
you know we need a new one
and anyone can do it
clearly, anyone can do it
at this point, i’d even take a hamster in a parachute
yeah, i’m gonna do it

- lirik lagu flo joan

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