lirik lagu flo & eddie - the pop star massage unit
the “pop star massage unit”
it’s a d~ld~, is what it is
a pop star d~ld~, is what it is
it starts out regular, like a regular d~ld~, you put the two batteries up there, makes it do a little love [?]
but! the top, the top clips onto it with the size and proportions of the rock star of your choice!
i mean think of it, the possibilities are unlimited!
and we have ’em in all size, shapes and colors
from the little, emaciated, shriveled up, white john denver model
[laughter]
how do you know? how do you know?
course, a big re~issue this year is our large, dark, transparent jimi hendrix model…
but alan douglas has the copyrights to that
the cool thing is, see, well see, okay, let’s say you went out and you wanted to get hold of the mick jagger d~ld~
right? a perennial favorite, it’s our medium~caucasian
you unfold this giant picture of mick, see
and you clip on the top of this little d~ld~, see
but then there’s this little slot
and in this little slot, goes the cassette!
get the picture?
giant glossy of mick taped to your ceiling
clip on the head, slip in the cassette
and mick sings “jumpin’ jack flash” between your legs, ladies and gentlemen!!!!
i was born in a crossfire hurricane
and i howled at the mornin’ drivin’ rain
but it’s~
now i know some of you are thinking, well
“maybe i’m looking for something a little more macho…”
this here, one of the biggies, is the george harrison d~ld~
they come in two kinds, there’s the normal white
and there’s one that’s sort of an off~brown with a little dot in the middle, smells like curry for all you spiritualists out there~
oh, oh, oh
my sweet lord
i really wanna know you….
wait a minute, george?
[vocalizing? groaning?]
george, george, wait a minute!
your voice is going, george
[more “vocalizing]
george, it’s done, george…
even krishna can’t help you now
[incomprehensible moaning]
it’s all over, george
take it, billy!
billy always [?]
so you see, it’s not so important what you invent
it’s just the story, it’s just so that when someone approaches you on the street and goes
“are you kidding?”
you say “no, man, i am not kidding!”
i know people always ask me
and when they ask me, i have to tell ’em
[?]
i need the knits!
the double knits!
i need the knits!
they are the pits!
i need the knits!
the double knits!
i’m coming over shortly
because i am a portly
you promised you would fit me
in a fifty dollar suit
what?!
eddie, are you kidding?
no, no!
eddie, are you kidding?
no, no!
eddie, are you kidding?
no, no!
eddie are you kidding me?
eddie are you kidding me?
eddie are you kidding me?
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