lirik lagu ericdoa & midwxst - big dick shit
big d~ck sh~t lyrics
[intro: ericdoa & midwxst]
alright, bet, b~tch
we on instagram live, i’m posted with midwxst, b~tch
my d~ck out, i’m feeling crazy, i’m feeling good, f~ck is you talking ’bout?
big d~ck sh~t, bro, f~ck is you talking ’bout, bro?
n~gga said “with my d~ck out”, what the—?
alright bro, let’s get it
[verse 1: ericdoa & midwxst]
i just smacked a fat b~tch eating on a hot dog
b~tch, i’m on p~rnhub looking at some fat pawgs
in the drag race, yeah, i feel like i’m rupaul
gotta drive away, yeah, brand new uhaul
posted in the function smoking on sound carts
fat b~tch built like cartman, south park
chew a bag of lettuce outside a f~cking walmart
wee~ooh, wee~ooh, feel like i’m paul blart
getting passed for a grade, failed my math class
big chop’, better duck, aflac
donald duck on this b~tch, go “quack, quack”
got your grandma on my d~ck, she gon’ clap, clap
got arrested ’cause my d~ck was out in forever 21
i’m goated, showing that sh~t to everyone
f~ck a perc’ n~gga, popping on them tum~tums
fat n~gga pat his tummy, saying “tum’, tum'”
[refrain: ericdoa]
ayy man, i’m posted with midwxst, i’m ’bout to achoo on these b~tches
you feel, i’m ’bout to sneeze on them, you feel me?
you feel me? we got the—
[verse 2: midwxst & ericdoa]
indiana, bet you eat corn on the cob
got a fat b~tch sucking on my d~ck, slob, slob
got a codec on my neck, feel like i’m steve jobs
workout on the beach n~gga, got a beach bod’
ayy, life is pain, all i do is sob
f~cked up in the crib drinking dr. bob
you playing games with this sh~t, f~cking cod
i go home to my room and i cry and sob
i’m f~cking on a white b~tch, that b~tch was mormon
brand new lawyer and that dude name is norman
smoking on a juul, b~tch, smoking on a sorry
i started reading a book and that sh~t was real boring
smoking on nightmares, rolling up d~ck cheese
f~cking on a horse girl, she just l!cked me
f~cked an asian b~tch, i f~cked her with some kimchi
start doing kung fu in the back, that tai chi
burnt ass methods, that sh~t don’t work
(taking antidepressants, my d~ck don’t work)
got ticks on my d~ck and that sh~t really hurt
i’m ’bout to eat your ass up like some d~mn gogurt
[refrain: ericdoa & midwxst]
uh, life is pain, every day’s the same
i have the same headache every day, this sh~t is getting tiring, uh
yeah, i’m posted with midwxst, my b~lls are hanging out of my boxers right now, i can feel the breeze on ’em (hahah)
uh, this is why i don’t have a girlfriend
[outro]
yessir, yessir (yessir)
yessir, yessir (yessir)
yessir, yessir (yessir)
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