lirik lagu episode 9: aiden's bad word - combofun scripts
vox: okay, aiden, i have to run to the store really quick. can i trust you to stay home by yourself?
aiden: by myself?
vox: yes, by yourself. don’t do anything wrong. just sit right here for like five minutes and i’ll be right back
aiden: can i pee in the sink?
vox: no
aiden: can i pee in the bathtub?
vox: no, you know what, aiden? whatever. you have to come with me
aiden: okay
~in the car…~
vox: alright, we’re at the store
aiden: what’s a store?
vox: it’s a place where you buy stuff
~dr. flugslys walks in front of vox’s car, vox brakes~
vox: oh my~ jesus!! get out of the road, you fishstick!!!
dr. flugslys: can you give me some change?
vox: i don’t have any change! just go away! jesus, the nerve of people
aiden: fishstick?
vox: w~ aiden, don’t say that word
aiden: why, fishstick?
vox: that’s a bad word. i didn’t mean to say it, i was just mad
aiden: ~turns to dr. flugslys~ you’re a fishstick!
vox: aiden, don’t say that! ~turns to dr. flugslys~ go away!
aiden: go away, fishstick!
vox: no, shhh! aiden, don’t say that word
aiden: alright, fishstick
vox: no, aiden. it’s a bad word, stop it!
aiden: okay, fishstick
vox: aiden!!
~vox pulls up to walmart parking lot~
vox: ok, aiden. we’re at walmart, so can i trust you to stay in the car and be good?
aiden: no
vox: ~sighs~ way to be honest, aiden. well, okay, we’re gonna go in the store for like five minutes. i gotta grab a few things, okay?
aiden: okay, fishstick
vox: and don’t say that word!
aiden: alright, fishstick
vox: aiden!!
~in the store~
vox: okay, aiden. i just have to get a few things from the store, okay? so just please be good
aiden: okay, fishstick
vox: aiden, don’t say that. we’re in public, just stop it! ~turns to the shelf of lightbulbs~ okay, lightbulbs. i need a normal lightbulb
husk: ~angrily~ excuse me? what did you just say?
vox: ~nervously~ i~ i~ i need to get a normal lightbulb
husk: a normal lightbulb? why does it gotta be normal, huh?
vox: because it’s perfect, look behind you! it’s the normal lightbulb, that one!
husk: why can’t you just get the hazbin hotel collab one, huh? hazbin hotel won’t do? it won’t work for you?
vox: i mean, it’s~ i’m pretty sure it’s fine, but i just eed a white one
husk: so hazbin hotel ain’t good enough, huh?
vox: what~ it~ it is~
husk: is that what you’re trying to say? are you just being offensive to the hazbin fans? you’re nothing but an offensive boy
vox: wha~ wha~ no, i’m sorry. i just need a…
husk: apologize right now! hazbin hotel matters! season 2 drops on october 29, 2025!
vox: o~ okay, i’m sorry
aiden: hey, fishstick
vox: aiden!!
husk: excuse me? what did you just say?
vox: i’m sorry. that was my~ that was my adopted son. he~
husk: so i’m a chicken finger, huh?
vox: no, i have nothing against you
husk: you know what? call me out of my name one more time, if you just~ ooh i swear to god, say one thing, i swear!
vox: ~turns to aiden~ aiden, don’t say anything else, don’t say that word
aiden: okay, fishstick
vox: aiden!!
husk: ~angry~ wait, you’re calling me a fishstick again!?!! ~beats up vox~
~in the car, vox having a black eye~
vox: aiden, sit in your seat and put your seatbelt on!
aiden: fishstick!
vox: aiden, no! you got me beat up at walmart for saying that word. sit down, just wait till we go back to combofun industries
aiden: fishstick!
~in vox’s room~
vox: okay, aiden. you’re gonna sit there in time~out, and think about what you did!
aiden: what did i do, fishstick?
vox: stop saying that word!
aiden: why, fishstick?
vox: aiden, stop it! ~sighs~ i’m just gonna call velvette
aiden: okay, fishstick
~later, velvette is here~
vox: h~llo
velvette: vox, what’s wrong? you sounded really upset over the phone!
vox: i am upset!
velvette: what’s wrong?
vox: it’s aiden!
aiden: what up, fishstick
velvette: aiden!! where did you hear that word!?
aiden: ~points to vox~ vox taught me
velvette: vox!!
vox: i can explain. you see, me and aiden were on our way to walmart, and a random guy jumps out in front of my car and i almost hit him. so i was really mad, and i said “you fishstick!” and aiden heard me, and now he won’t stop saying it
aiden: fishstick
velvette: you can’t say those things in front of him. he’s very impressionable, his mind is like a sponge
vox: i know
aiden: fishstick!
vox: aiden, don’t say that word!
aiden: what word?
vox: fishstick!
velvette: vox!
vox: what?
aiden: fishstick!
vox: aiden!
velvette: don’t say that word anymore!
vox: what word?
velvette: fishstick!
vox: hey!
velvette: sorry
aiden: fishstick!
vox: aiden, if you keep saying that word, i’m gonna fl!ck you on the mouth!
velvette: vox, you wouldn’t!
aiden: fishstick!
vox: aiden! i will fl!ck you on the mouth if you say fishstick one more time
aiden: then do it, fishstick!
vox: that is it!! ~fl!cks aiden’s mouth~
aiden: aah!!
velvette: vox, stop!!!
vox: ~continues fl!cking him~ you made me do this!!
~minutes later, vox & velvette on the couch, velvette crying~
vox: i think i dealt with that situation very maturely
velvette: ~voice breaking in sadness~ y~ you didn’t have to be that hard on him, vox
vox: what are you talking about?
velvette: you hurt him!
vox: hurt him? no, i just fl!cked his mouth five times, six times the most
velvette: five times too many!!
vox: well, he’s a tantrum kid!
velvette: i’m gonna go look for him
~velvette looking for aiden in the kitchen~
velvette: hey, aiden? where are you?
aiden: ~in one of the cabinets, silently crying~
velvette: oh, there he is. ~opens cabinet~ aiden, how are you doing?
aiden: ~silently crying~
velvette: are you okay?
aiden: no, my lip hurts
velvette: i know…
aiden: vox bruised me
velvette: no, he just fl!cked your mouth. he was very upset
aiden: no, velvette. he was grabbing me by the neck, punching me in the face, knocking my t~~th out, and shoving me in lockers
velvette: no, aiden. that didn’t happen
aiden: yes it did… fishstick?
velvette: ~tearing up, angry~ yes! yes he is!!
aiden: vox, you’re a fishstick!!!
velvette: come on, aiden. let’s go get ready for bed
~velvette tucking aiden into bed~
velvette: alright, aiden. just try to relax now, and in the morning you’ll feel better and you’ll forget everything.’
aiden: forget? how do you forget bruising!?!
velvette: aiden, he didn’t bruise you. he just fl!cked your mouth, that’s all
aiden: what’s the difference?
velvette: aiden. just try to relax, alright? love you!
aiden: love you
~velvette walks out and closes the door, but aiden pulls out his phone to call 911~
jax: ~on the phone~ 911, what’s your emergency?
aiden: mr. police officer man? vox bruised me
jax: w~ what!?!
~meanwhile, velvette & vox on the couch~
velvette: well, i tucked aiden into bed
vox: you know, all i did was fl!ck him
velvette: i don’t want to have this conversation!
~they both hear a knock on the door~
vox: w~ who could that be?
~vox & velvette go to the door, and jax as a cop is there~
vox: h~llo?
jax: yeah, i got a call here about a bruising
vox: w~ what?
jax: yeah, i got a call from a child saying he was bruised
vox: w~ what?
jax: yeah, and i forgot my hat. i’m all kinds of ticked off! so which one of you is it? ~turns to vox~ i’m looking at you, tall guy! people who are tall are clearly people who hurt people
vox: wait, wha~ i~ … ~remembers aiden~ oh… aiden. he has a phone. come inside
jax: i was about to come inside before you said it
~jax, vox, & velvette on the couch~
vox: aiden! get in here right now!
aiden: what up, fishstick? ya wanna bruise me again?
velvette: don’t say that!
vox: aiden, there’s a police officer here
jax: is that the kid?
vox: yes, officer. this is aiden. now, aiden. tell the nice police officer exactly what happened
aiden: …~points to vox~ he bruised me
jax: ~angry~ oh, really now kiddo? i knew it was the tall guy!
vox: i didn’t bruise him. i’ll tell you exactly what happened. earlier today, me and aiden went on a drive to a store and a random guy jumped out in front of my car and i almost hit him
jax: you almost hit someone with your car?
vox: i did not hit the person, he jumped out in front of~ nevermind whatever. anyway, the person made me mad and i yelled “fishstick!” at him, and aiden kept repeating it. he got me beat up in a store, so i fl!cked him on the mouth for saying fishstick, and now he’s saying i bruised him
jax: oh, so you hurt a child! ~turns to velvette~ is this true?
velvette: y~ yes… he did fl!ck him.. on the mouth really hard… m~ multiple times!! ~bursts into tears crying~
jax: oh, that’s it vox! you’re coming with me!
aiden: bye, vox! don’t get beat up or bruised!
~the news comes on~
blitz: breaking news! the worker for voxtek industries has been accused of child abuse, and vehicular assault!
~end of news segment — vox comes back~
velvette: what’s up, ya wanna hurt aiden again?
vox: i’m out on bail, and i got my driver’s license suspended
velvette: well, at least you won’t be able to run over any people!
vox: i didn’t hit him with my car!
velvette: that’s not what the news says!
~news comes back on~
blitz: and we have an interview with the guy that got hit by the car, goes by the name dr. flugslys. let’s go to that
~the news cuts to dr. flugslys standing outside~
dr. flugslys: that car came out on nowhere, broke my arm, fractured my skull, ran me over multiple times
~end of news segment~
velvette: ~turns to vox~ vox!!
vox: oh, come on! i didn’t hit him with the car, he was trying to get a check!
velvette: oh, whatever!
vox: where’s aiden, by the way?
velvette: why? so you can hurt him again? fatty!
vox: what!?
velvette: fatty fatty fat fat fat!
vox: where did that come from!?
velvette: i don’t know, i’m just really upset, okay? poor aiden
vox: well, where is he?
velvette: he’s in los angeles doing an interview
~cuts to the intro to the dr. blitz show~
blitz: h~llo and welcome to the dr. blitz show! i’m here with aiden, who was allegedly bruised by vox. i know this is difficult to talk about, but in the best way that you can, please describe the situation that happened in your own words
aiden: ~crying~ well, vox, he uh… he kept grabbing me by the neck and punching me in the face.. and i screamed and i cried.. but he~ he didn’t care.. he just kept beating me up and shoving me in lockers, and i cried and cried, and he said, “you’re gonna take it!” and i took it!
blitz: ~concerned~ my goodness… i am so sorry, what a fishtick! everyone, what a fishstick!
vox: what is going on!!? i did not do anything! all i did was fl!ck his mouth!
velvette: well, you didn’t have to be a fishstick!
the end
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