lirik lagu epic rap battles of sigma - avgn vs. moxxie
epic rap battles of sigma season 3
40th battle celebration!!!
avgn vs. moxxie
begin!!
[verse 1: avgn]
you know whats bs? moxxie is a demon!
millie is your girlfriend, but did you know she’s cheatin’?
i heard your sad backstory, yeah that got me frownin’
but there’s one small issue… what about it?
blitz recorded you, singing songs to your girl millie!
i would do the same thing too, but it would be silly
moxxie, you’re a possum, and you’re not awesome!
you don’t know what’s comin’ next, i will kick your bottom
[verse 2: moxxie]
james rolfe, stop being a lame rolfe!
you said the same stuff yesterday, rolfe!
you almost got k!lled by a robber, bruh! your life almost got robbed bruh
played his game, then got dropped bruh! like biggie smalls & 2pac, bruh!
even though i’m not tired, your videos make me sleepy!
i’ll give you chills when i tell scary stories that are creepy!
watch me hit the griddy on you, hater! lemme tell you somethin’ dude
i don’t like video games, and i don’t like you!
[verse 3: avgn]
haha!! you short king! you will never top me!
call me the mask, coz i’m smokin’ the track. somebody stop me!
you got goofy horse legs, you need to go get that checked out!
i’ll sneak up on you while you’re sleeping, watcha dreamin’ about?
if i was a starbucks worker, i would get your name incorrect!
run you over with a car while millies in the back like “can we listen to kanye west?”
hopefully it would be your birthday so you won’t invite her
honestly, i ship you and striker!
[verse 4: moxxie]
it’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
i’ll beat you up so hard and it will be in 3d
you only got famous for that one ’64 bits’ meme!
you’re like a boy karen causing a scene!
boy, you’re about to get cinemassacred!
…to be honest, i don’t know a rhyme for massacred
get ready to be taken back to the past!
all your games are cringe, they make your computer lag
[verse 5: avgn]
i’m going hard on the swagger, and you don’t got a gyatt
you’re lookin like big chungus cause you’re really fat
once i grab you by the throat, there will be no debatin’
say goodbye to your friends before you’re like: what’s up, satan?
you might be something in the mcu
but, between us, who’s the worst mc? you!
you’re short, when you got off the toilet, you broke your leg
my games are not cringe, and my computer never lags!
[verse 6: moxxie]
you got glasses, i should call you four eyes!
your girlfriend’s sweet like lemonade, we’re married day to night
now i respect all religions, but it might get kind of crazy
if your girlfriend had a first, second, and a third baby!
better clean your clothes, they smell like pee!
if i wanted gaming videos, i’d watch fgteev!
hacked in your computer, and what the heck bro!?
why do you have a folder full of skibidi toilet videos?
[outro: avgn, moxxie]
w~ what!? skibidi toilet videos? please, moxxie, i can explain!
i~ it’s not what it looks like! i don’t watch brainrot i don’t even like it!
hear me out! i can explain!! oh, god!!
well, james. i guess you’re an ipad kid now. hahaha!
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