lirik lagu epic rap battles of extreme - jack sparrow vs jack harkness
[intro]
epic rap battles of extreme!
captain jack sparrow
vs!
jack harkness
begin!
[verse 1: jack harkness]
hey, the name’s harkness, bout to kick this pirate’s grill
blah blah, torchwood aliens, you won’t remember with this pill
i’ve been to the past and future and adventures like you never knew!
yes, i might be g~y, but i could still get more p~ssy than you
you’re a par~ate, i’ll johnny step on you with my boots
shoot you up like world war 2, white men in suits
you’re a f~cking r~t~rd, more irrelevant than merle
so shut the h~ll up and come l!ck my black pearls
[verse 2: jack sparrow]
welcome to the caribbean hark, get ready to be beheaded
because by the end of this battle, your defeat is gonna be dreaded
you became a g~y role model, no wonder your fanbase is queer
my pirate crew will kick your ass; call it “jack” up of the year!
you scurvy ridden wannabe captain, i’ll make you walk the plank
my series is dominant, while your ship has sank
you’re loved by teenage girls, but in the seven seas i’m feared
why am i wasting my time with you? i’d rather face blackbeard
[verse 3: jack harkness]
mr. sparrow, let me tell you something, a little wordie
why the h~ll do you jack off to your small little birdie?
i’ll leave you suffering like owen when he became ever death
this is the 21st century, i’m ready, there’s no time left
you’re gonna need a doctor, i’m f~cking invincible
this american’s gonna f~ck you till your ass is full
come at me captain crunch, you’ll have to bury me alive
call me rasputin, b~tch, because i can never die!
[verse 4: jack sparrow]
you may never die, but if you did you wouldn’t go up above
younger looking than your daughter? next time, don’t fall in love!
you’ll be needing a miracle day to get out of this battle intact
you may never die once again, but i’ll stick kick your ass
stop it with the long world war 2 coats you queer
i know you feel the agony of living, but i’m what you fear
you got your whole team k!lled by your brother, rich
i’m the original captain jack, you’re just a doctor who spinoff sh~t!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepic rap battles of extreme!
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