lirik lagu epic rap battles of cartoons - fluttershy vs cream the rabbit
epic rap battles of cartoons!
fluttershy!
vs!
cream the rabbit!
begin!
fluttershy:
umm… hi… uhh… my name is fluttershy
a name you can’t defy, i’ll be making you cry
i represent the spirit of kindness, so you better watch out
after i defeat this freak, she’ll do nothing but cry and pout
you’re nothing but a hopeless bunny with a tiny blue skinned pr~ck
you’ll never break my iron will, so suck eggman’s scrambled d~ck
you stand no chance! i’ll beat you anytime, anyday
you can’t cross fluttershy, i’ve won, (gasps) yay
cream the rabbit:
hi i’m cream the rabbit, and i’m making hip hop
you just make slip slop, so how about you stop?
everyone is not nice to you, you have a mean bunny
now go back to pinkiе, applejack, dashie, twilight and rarity
you’re such a wuss, can’t stand up for your d~mn sеlf
it’s like you wanna commit suicide, man, you need some help
if your animals get hurt one bit, you blow a little r~t~rded fuse
i’m true friends with sonic, old men m~st~rbate to you
fluttershy:
i may not fly for sh~t, but look at you b~tch!
with your wobbly ears, call it an epileptic twitch
if i was a tree, i would fall on you like “timber!”
no pony takes fluttershy down! nopony! remember!
what’s with sonic? always running all over the place
do the math, what’s soaking wet and clueless? your face!
how dare you think you’re gonna win? sorry, i have no problem
but if you don’t like my disses, then you’re gonna love them!
cream the rabbit:
a friend of a friend is always a friend
but not you, instead i’ll make this be your end
my mom is important to me, all you have are mother f~cking bunnies
i’m the queen of the cute cartoon characters, so bow down honey
now let’s talk about your pet angel, he’s never the angel
i’ll k!ll you, turn you into gutter die, you a~hole
there’s no need to win anymore, all your fans are gone
they will be going to me and start crying “awwww!”
chilly w~lly the penguin:
i’m chilly w~lly, all your rhymes are just silly
fluttershy, you’re just a filly, and cream, seriously really?
my disses are hot like my fondness of pancakes
welcome to alaska, the only thing freezing is your brains
this is the chilly show, prepare to feel frostbite
i could get a stack of hotcakes by the end of this fight
so stop it all, my disses are slippery that you will fall
so why don’t you two p~ssies suck my f~cking snowb~lls
bubbles:
hi i’m bubbles, and i’m the joy and laughter girl
all your shows just make me wanna hurl
fluttershy, give up, you can’t look at an animal die
without crying, and i wanna know why
cream the rabbit, prepare to get creamed
if you try to pick on me, then i will be steaming
chilly w~lly? try to stand up on the ice without slipping
i mean your series has no reason for me to be tripping!
tweety bird:
i thought i saw these characters bowing down to me
you guys will meet your rival once i go “tweet tweet tweet”
i’ll pester you like sylvester, and i ain’t bluffing
tweety bird is the word, you guys don’t know nothing
this looney tune will make you looney soon, take it from me
tweety pie is the only one makin’ records on tv
fluttershy, don’t scream at animals and put on a smile
i’m the ultimate bird, watch me oppa tweety style!
ike:
it’s ike, you b~tches have had enough turns on the mic
let’s play “kick the baby” but you’re the ones getting kicked, alright?
fluttershy, you’re a p~ssy, simple as f~cking that
cream, you’re about to get creamed, i’ll crush you like i’m big the cat
chilly w~lly, quit dilly daddling, and go back to the godd~mn north pole
bubbles… honestly, you are just a f~cking hoe
tweety you will get beat and i’ll have you as my lunch
everyone likes ike, that’s me, i’m cuter than all of you c~nts
jerry:
well, i don’t like ike, you’re nothing but a huge d~ck
now instead of kicking the baby, i’ll kick you like a sparta kick
i always win against a big cat, which means i’ll win against you
i kick ass and look cute, b~tches, there’s nothing you can do
i’m the definition of slapstick, my show is fantastic!
and like tom, i’ll drop bombs that will make you feel drastic
just one squeak from me, and you’ll meet your downfall
i may be small, but i’m standing tall above you all
snoopy:
time to break your peanuts, snoopy the beagle has joined
who let this dog out? i’ll leave your asses destroyed
i’m doing doggy style with b~tches, you guys act like clowns
and none of you can even compare to charlie brown
my friends are singing songs, i’m popular ’round the universe
i’ve got the dopest rhymes, you ugly animals can’t spit a verse
jerry, i’ll trap your ass, you’re just an annoying mouse
i’ve won, time to take a nap on the roof of my dog house
pikachu:
pika pika chu! let’s see what you can do!
pika will use thunderbolt to kick your asses to the moon!
i’m loved by the world, it’s obvious i’ve won
i’m gonna catch all your asses, this is pokemon
it’s time to blast you all off like team rocket
i can win any fight, as well as fit into your pocket
snoopy, jerry and ike? what a terrible loss
all 3 of you can get down and suck my pokeb~lls
doraemon:
hi! i’m doraemon, but i’m not here to help
i’m here to tell you to go fujiko f~ck yourselves
i’m lucky to win, my lucky number’s 1,293
you should go to robots school, i’ll be the one to teach
i am the cutest cat to ever air on an anime
pikachu, i am the best, yet, you don’t even need the fame
i’m better than all of you, i even had a girlfriend
you’ll always remember my name cause this is your end
wall~e:
i’ll strand you on planet earth, you’ll aaaaalll see
your world will be ended by waaaaaall~e
this battle’s the globe and your raps are pollution
not even pikachu can learn evolution
doraemon, step to the plate and you’ll see
that i’m the bot who beats up the robot p~ssy
y’all make like the human race and fall
cause no one on earth’s getting passed this wall
h~llo kitty:
h~llo, b~tches! are you feeling witty?
you should be afraid, now you’re facing h~llo kitty
you’re all animation abortions, and your rhymes are just sh~tty
the only thing wall~e wants to say h~llo to are eve’s titties
pika, your tiny asian peen is the smallest anyone’s ever seen
i’m on every girl’s backpack, b~tch, you want a piece of me?
you have no right to have fame, you’re all just f~cking wussies
none of you could get near this cutie p~ssycat’s p~ssy
nemo:
it’s the shark~bait here, i’m gonna show you the ropes
i’m the cutest little guppie, you’re just anime jokes
i’m really important, they made a movie when i got lost
no more clown~fishing around, we all now i’m a boss
i might be a little fish, but at least i’m more bad
i was kidnapped, you should’ve known that you rats
wall~e, what a joke! i’d rather face the bmo
now you jerks know not to mess with nemo!
gir:
h~llo sirs it’s gir coming back for some more rhymes
if i can beat a lame game console, then this won’t take that much time
i’m here to invade you b~tches, so surrender your asses now
i’ll take all of you like a take my women, going down!
you guys better be lucky i’m not bringing in my master, zim
you guys are just b~tches who can’t do anything
i am better than all of you, at litterature
all of you better prepare for the wrath of gir!
person calling 911:
~phone boops and beeps~
911 operator:
h~llo, this is 911. what’s your emergency?
person calling 911:
help police, i need to report a green thing that k!lled my family!
911 operator:
okay, what’s your add~
person calling 911:
oh no no~ (gunshots)
911 operator:
…h~llo?
flippy:
they call me flippy ’cause i’mma flipping you off!
i’m the cutest of the cute, you brutes have no right to talk
my lyrics sting hard, friends, i’ll hang you from a happy tree
and if you p~ss me off, i’ll go into a k!lling spree!
my flow is satan~istic! hear the voices, you must listen
i’ve got the most demonic children series that’s ever existed
this battle’s over, and i can’t wait for you to say goodnight
when you say all your goodbyes to my sharp ass knife
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of cartoons (gunshot)
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