lirik lagu epic rap battle parodies - angry video game nerd vs the irate gamer
[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
angry video game nerd
vs
the irate gamer
begin
[verse 1: the irate gamer]
cowabunga! time to beat this ugly dork from the past
the ultimate duel of angry gamers has finally come at last
you say i’m a copier of your show? well, that’s just d~mn absurd
you are just an angry r~t~rd, you’re not even really a nerd
your show is as lame as it gets, at least mine has special effects
i’ll take down this geek like g.i joe took down the jets
i reviewed the worst games dude, your videos are simply a bore
you have entered the game lab, now lemme give you a tour
a.v.g.n? doesn’t even compare to the i.g
cuz this o.g. is gonna make this has ben r.i.p
e.t. was something i reviewed before it was known
i’ll show you my robot rob, he’s as cool as a drone
you wanna duel with me? ill make you my b~tch in defeat!
since all you seem to talk about is the importance of skeet!
i’ll super smash your hot wife, because you have all of my hate
in other words, you little sh~t, you make me irate
[verse 2: angry video game nerd]
you know what’s bullsh~t?! copy f~ck farts like you
who think they can re create my show, and claim its something new
forget you man, lookin at your face makes me wanna hurl
just like nintendo power, you have the rap level of a girl!
screw you, you’re an ~n~l bead covered in spit
to make reviews of games you need to at least have some wit
you need way more emotion to actually gain fans
i have been making movies before you even had hands!
b~tch i’m a legend, i’ll cinemassacre your family
you’re just a troll~magnet, while i get all the flattery
quit sitting around, jerking your qbert on your nes
what kind of 25 year old fatass has never touched a girls’ br~~sts?
i’ma finish your ass like legend of zelda 2
you are a solo douchebag trying to mess with my crew
angry video game nerd don’t forget it, i know you’ll lose
because you love kissing my ass, just for a couple thousand views
[verse 3: the irate gamer]
again, i don’t copy you! how many times do i have to say it?
i’ll beat your ass and upload it, h~ll, i’ll even create a play list
k!lling you quick with wits, i don’t need my fists
whenever your name is said it just gets me p~ssed, you wanna battle with this?
just try and blits, i’ll show this nerd some serious sh~t
i spit an aurora of hate b~tch! i’ll verbally rip off your b~lls
f~ck your show man, once i’m famous i’ll never give you any calls
so just shut the f~ck up you twit, you will never beat me
your sh~tty rhymes were more repetitive than ninja turtles 3
[verse 4: angry video game nerd]
here we go, it’s time to take you back to the past
to play the sh~tty games, like you, they probably suck ass
your whole series should have ended before it even was thought of
i’ll shove my fist down your throat with my nintendo power glov
rolling rock your pets brains out, make you regret, and pout
h~ll if you even had a girlfriend, i would give her a shout
how can anyone give credit to a dude who steals original ideas
i would rather get sh~t on by a buffalo drenched in diarrhea
[interlude: nostalgia critic]
nerds!
[verse 3: nostalgia critic]
prepare to get crushed by channel awesome
you’re nothing but a demo reel, so proceed with caution
that guy with the glasses is here to kick both your asses
shoot you p~ss holes with my pistol, abomination of assness
here’s a top eleven of why you suck with aplomb
number one: you two seriously overdrop the f~bomb
you’ve doug your own grave, and now i walker all over you
i’m the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you don’t have to
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap b~b~b~battle, r~r~r~rap battle parodies
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