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lirik lagu epic rap batles of history - randy marsh vs jumbo josh

[intro]
epic rap batles of histor~
am i reading this correctly?
jumbo josh
vs…
randy marsh?
begin!

[verse 1: randy marsh]
south park just received rap battle challenger number 2
challenged me to a verbal brawl,
i’ll know this poppy playtime poser off guard
don’t come at this geologist or you’re ’bout to get rocked hard
if you’re steppin’ to randy then it’s gonna be dandy
i’m like heaven on the mic; my rhymes sweeter than candy

any adult that like you probably belongs on a registry

started off as cardboard, now i’m loved all around thе nation
so you and your play~doh r~tards can go back to m~st~rbation
your girlfriend will know that she chose wrong

your sh~tty horror game just leaves children bored
so bow down motherf~cker, because i am lorde!
you made your debut on the ds, a piece of bs
my show is so awesome it ran for 26 seasons
whipping you harder than flynn, face it josh, you suck
if you wanna be naughty you can dadadodo deez nuts
[verse 2: jumbo josh]
it’s jumbo josh, brah, stop, brah, look who’s at the top, brah
while your show’s a flop, brah, tegridy is slop, brah
drop ya down the ballpit, leave you mopped up
everybody knows i’m a motherf~ckin’ monsta’!
straight from the garten, i’m that big green beast
you’re just a whiny little b~tch who should be deceased

(uh)
i’m off the molly now, i only do that hard sh~t
pcp in my cart like it’s target

you’ve got no flow, so why’s your name marsh, b~tch?!
with every season, your staying power’s danglin’
your character got f~cked more than that pangolin
used to be a good father that served his duty
but now that’s through, you’ve been reduced to “dude weed”
so don’t you dare f~ck with jumbo josh

so why don’t you have a taste of my green jumbo d~ck

[verse 3: randy marsh]

screw josh! i won’t eat your veggies, what are you, mental?
the
i’m the dad with the swag, the king of this town
you can’t trap me in your playhouse, man, i’ll shut that sh~t down
your sh~tty computer game is not one that i would pay for

i bash hoes, kick your ass right back into the shadows
cash flow, b~tch, you will never be in smash bros
so hit the road, josh, go back to your land (see ya!)
because i don’t believe in the garten of banban
[verse 4: jumbo josh]
man you should drop it, you ain’t no hot sh~t, every new episode comes out and flops, b~tch
and you still cannot f~cking top this
i am a prophet, whole garten jumps into the moshpit
leave you depressed, you can hang with the goth kids; lock you and r. kelly in the same closet
go back to gerald and go play with his chode, dude
i’m f~cking green, b~tch, you know i outsmoke you

and i’ll make those scars real when i leave your eyes flayed
god hath left you scarred and scorn
i’ll turn your f~cking death into murder p~rn
f~ck youuuuuuu, you f~cking b~tch

your repetitive plots are getting old and smelly

now you’re estranged from your son, with no loved ones to surround you

[outro: the announcer and randy marsh]
uh…
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap~

…batles of~ ajdsbvcxjcc

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