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lirik lagu epic rap batles of history - pico vs hank j. wimbleton

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap batles of history
hank j. wimbleton
versus
pico
begin

[verse 1: pico]
somewhere in nevada is a psychotic man
who couldn’t steal a boombox so he went to throw hands
he infiltrated an agency and he tore through crowds
but he won’t last a second if he steps on my schoolgrounds!
rayman lookin’ ass, you can’t cause any harm
how you gonna arm yourself when you don’t even have arms?
i came in fully strapped, you know my flow’s heaven~sent
i must be jebus ‘cause i’m owning you 100 percent!
(uh!) funk with me and it’s assured that i’ll blam ya
haven’t shot at a d~ck this big since cassandra’s
you call this madness? your fights are all the same sh~t
so copypasted the uberkids must’ve made it!
that chickensh~t series ain’t got nothing on me
dies and revives so much, might as well be a zombie
your fans have waited long enough, and i’ve got some good news
you’ll finally get the 12 when i blast it straight through you!

[verse 2: hank j. wimbleton]
pico’s unloaded and all of his shots missed me
he’s the biggest clown on a track since tricky
you stubby f~cker. no way in h~ll you’d succeed
you’ll be unable to process the carnage i unleash!
d~mn brat! you don’t f~ck with wimbleton!
i won’t play your back and forth games. no wimbledon!
combat! they don’t teach that in your curriculum
take away our ~rs~nals and check who’s winning then!
i’ve played your game and it’s an amateur mess
i’d rather take my shot at rock paper scissors roulette!
you ain’t no f~cking mascot, 7 years you were honored for
until tankman overshadowed you like the auditor
boyfriend dumped you, he didn’t feel the same way (no bf)
maybe you should take after nene (kys)
and you’re one to talk about content drought
‘cause unlike you, pico 2 is never coming out!
[verse 3: pico]
what a flop! you’re rapping like somebody ripped your jaw off
this goth didn’t pop off. like your face, got crossed off!
f~ck a day, for decades pico’s been here to stay
and i’ll be smoking up j while i’m smoking a j
you didn’t go to school? no wonder i can’t understand ya!
this dumbass would be stumped by learning apples and bananas!
and don’t boast about combat sk!ll, you’re at a disadvantage
you get outclassed in fighting by two guys with brain damage!
i’m leaving a scene with hostages recovered
you’re leaving a scene lookin’ like ketchup and mustard
best be leaving this scene. you’re mid as h~ll, motherf~cker
you’re only ever sounding good when your video player buffers!
man, i can’t bear your verses. throw that sh~t in a trash bag
half a mag could take you out, even when you’re a half mag
you’re playing with fire when you step in pico’s hood
‘cuz no bandage will heal you once i finish you off for good!

[verse 4: hank j. wimbleton]
knock it off! i’m f~cking sick of hearing this beep boop sh~t!
someone oughta teach your fans to listen to real music!
i’ve been to h~ll and back. been shot, beheaded, and slashed
and i’d rather go through all of that again than deal with you, b~tch!
can’t put me on blast, you’ve run out of ammo
don’t act like you’re badass, you’re soft as a marshmallow
so let’s get this incident finished in a flash
my knee to your back ‘till this ginger snaps!
no wonder daddy hates you, you’re a f~cking racist pr~ck
even piconjo’s less of a f~cking s~d~st d~ck
i’ll eradicate this kid, f~ckin’ amputate his limbs
even in janitor’s closet you’re the biggest piece of sh~t!
forever haunted by the trauma left upon your mind
i guess that’s what this d~ck gets for mocking columbine
you were an unlikely rival, but in the end you’re losing
you’d only ever see a dub inside of your delusions
[outro: the announcer]:
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap~ epic rap~ rap batle of histo~ (target eliminated)

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