lirik lagu epic rap batles of history - pac-man vs alan wake
[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
alan wake
vs
pac~man
begin!
[verse 1: alan wake]
the names wake, i’m a famous writer
i slay fakes with my magic lighter
you can’t remedy my blows; you’re at max payne
so now i’ll make you my b~tch, you’ll be cl!cker trained
ms. pac~man? (psshh) she don’t miss pac~man
when i’m with your miss, we smoke a pack, man
i’m at the game awards; your sh~t is lame, i’m bored
of this pellet~popping maze~running fan of vore
whatever i’m writing’s coming to life like scribblenauts
i’m a hardened specter shooter, you’re a little dot
leave you a ghost chomping at defeat ’cause
i’ll be taking another slice out of this cheese pizza
[verse 2: pac~man]
yo yo yo! what it is, motherf~cker?
you’re that bozo on that talk show; andrew somethin~or~other
man, it’s clear you’re gaming’s sl~t in fortnite and dead by daylight
so why don’t you chomp on these b~lls? head by g~ylight!
you’re always getting namco high, home stuck in your cabin
i’d let you gobble my b~lls, but you can’t handle my pac~age
i met your wh0re wife and you know that i pucked her
she’s just like my game: anything for a quarter!
i got that waka waka flame; you’re barely a. wake
i’ll pac a punch to your face, but also to sam lake
you’re tryna be john wick but you look like morbius the most
hey pal, why don’t you make like my enemies and uh… ghost?
[verse 3: alan wake]
let’s finnish this, i’ve been stressed out all day
you’re only the champion of light in an arcade
i’m telling you… if i don’t hear a single good line in your next verse…
i think i’m gonna lose my mind!
[verse 4: pac~man]
you took out a pen and started to get inky
saw a bunch of ghosts all ethereal and blinky
i see a girl and i get kinky in their pinky
while you uh… clyde!
[verse 5: alan wake]
…pac~man has bad rhymes?
that’s it! i’ve f~cking had it with these rap lines!
i’m having a quantum break spinning out of control!
i’m in max payne 2, you can’t remedy my soul!
why is your game so hard? what the puck, man?
i dropped it and sold it at gamestop for a single buck, man!
pac~man fever’s real ’cause you just make me sick!
it’s the end of the line for you like 256!
[verse 6: pac~man and alan wake]
your sequel forced in a chick; what are you, alan woke? (aggggggh!)
you’re out here gobblin’ b~lls too; be careful, don’t choke! (you said that already, f~cker!)
made you go “aww sh~t” when you got replaced
if you wanna act like you’re on crack, i got a free base (drugs are baaaaad!)
i don’t need to be cloned to spit like 2pac~man
you’re being a disturbance and i think you need to pack, man (shut up!)
and be real, no one’s played your sh~t so let’s end it here
there’s a reason why you didn’t win game of the year (aaaaagggggghhhhh!)
[outro: the announcer and alan wake]
who won? (not that yellow f~cker, please!)
who’s next? (don’t you dare make another one of these!)
you decide! (agggggghh!) e~! e~! e~! e~!
epic~ ([?] this?!) huh?
rap~ (now the lights went out!) er…
batles~ (that says two t’s!) ~insert jumpscare here~
of history!
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