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lirik lagu epic rap batles of history - hotel mario vs zelda cd-i

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
hotel mario
vs
zelda cd~i
begin!

[verse 1: mario and luigi]
the boast showa, the roast throwa, the toast toasta
a stone throwa, this little posa needs to grow up
this little suck up is so stuck up
why you zooming in like that? you should back the f~ck up
we be back in the lobby
shut the door on a koopa, we ain’t playin’ it sloppy
sourp~ss bread like my verses, they hot and ready
leave ya noodle legs limpin’ like they’re lotsa spaghetti
we’re the ones who nab shrooms, but you must be high, kid
won’t get princess lips but you’ll be kissed by my fist
you against the marios? b~tch, you couldn’t fight back
cuz’ when you pinch wendy’s pennies, they’ll pinch right back
you know what thеy say, i spit this sh~t so vicious
disses with nutrition like i came to a picnic
so show your pridе some more, do it loud and proud
but you’ll never be the best, so get off of our cloud

[verse 2: link, king harkinian, and gwonam]
my boys, you’re about to be hurt, sons
get ready for dinner ’cause we will serve ya
it is written: only link can do damage
great, i’ll grab my stuff and i’ll vanish your planet
i bomb dodongos, flame like moblins
you’e just shutting doors acting like you’re dealing with problems
with the triforce of courage, i’ll f~ckin’ sail on this beat
have you flailin’ around going: “you k!lled me…”
i was born indestructable
now i’m always going ham like a lunchable
b~tches be linin’ at the end of my bed
got me asking out loud “what is all this head?”
you can stop it with that tough talk
i’ll trample on your f~cking corpse with a duck walk
you don’t wanna mess with link, ’cause he’s gonna annoy you
i can’t wait to f~cking destroy you
[verse 3: mario and luigi]
uh oh, someone’s jealous
we’ll bury him, and you gotta help us!
better make it quick, his ugly mug’s a horrid sight
ganon must’ve made your face the ugliest in koridai
your girl hit the hotline; said “slide through quick”
now the only action you get’s stabbin’ dudes in the d~ck
asked gwonam for a ride, but bro said no
‘cuz your chode’s a small fry, it looks like toad
leave you sh~ll~shocked like a koopa troopa
og youtube p~~pa, that’s why i’m super
brawl like a game of lawl how you get k.o.’d
do they have a chance bro? no

[verse 4: link, king harkinian, morshu, and gwonam]
dinner blast your ass if you step in the king’s hood, b~tch
disses so cold leave you saying: “oh my goodness!”
your cutscenes really left me snoring
then i started your game, gee it sure is boring
step up to me, you get your head smacked
your hotel smells like ass and dead rats
i’d spend more time with you, but you’re not even worthy
you can scrub the floors in hyrule, then we’ll talk about mercy
good rhymes? you want it? it’s all yours, my friend
guess we didn’t need another verse to own these kids
well done link, your work here is done
you’re the hero of rap battles! i won!
[outro: the announcer, mario, luigi, and gwonam]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap~
where did it go?
over there!
squadalah!
batles of history~

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