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lirik lagu epic rap batles of history - butt-head vs patrick star

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
patrick star
vs
b~tt~head
begin!

[verse 1: patrick star]
spongebob’s best friend, also a doctor
also professional uhh kick boxer
who are you again? another kid who wants to be a rocker
but you seem to have the ugly, someone throw him in a locker
i’m patrick, i got mad tricks
your show’s for acid lovers having bad trips
so firmly grasp this mister fat lip
as a geriatric, you couldn’t tap chicks
who names their kid b~tt?
it’s like your momma got hit in the head with a coconut
and where is she now? answer the question
she probably got sick of you, so she left and
now you’re terrorizing everyone
i got no nose but i know that you’re the smelly one
so accept the truth that lays above you
a woman will never tell you “i love you”

[verse 2: b~tt~head and the announcer]
whoa, that verse sucked
you should like, give up on life and stuff
uhuhuhu…
that would be cool
you’re supposed to rap!
uhh, oh yeah
check this out
there once was a man from venus
with a rocket ship for uhh, a weiner
you will never be a good noodle
you should’ve been erased like frankendoodle
your lines were stupid, you’ll never get far
you got smacked with dodgeb~lls the last time you spit bars
tried to have style, but came off like a big fat douche
if you want to rap another verse? i refuse
now get the h~ll out of here, b~tt munch
and give me sixty cents because i need lunch
your superhero outfit doesn’t make you look macho
wanna see a real fit? baahhh, i’m nachos
[verse 3: patrick man]
that verse was weak, did you give too much blood?
even the double has more swag than this chud
but i got the remedy to make you less bland
this looks like a job for the og, patrick man!
violence is never the answer, but one more retort
and i’ll cut off your n~ts~ck and nail it to my door
like your sour pork rinds, i’ll make sure to never see you
the planet was a better place before your mother concieved you
yeah i might be a goofy goober
but at least i didn’t spend life as a douchey gooner
so roll away on your mobility scooter
and live your senile days just as uncool as stewart

[verse 4: old b~tt~head]
~cough~
stewart would probably kick your ass, b~tthole
you’re a wussy, i was dying
when gary left you cause you were crying
shut up dillhole
marry your award while i stroll around and fill holes
while you do ten spinoffs trying to be funny
i’ll be swimming in some taxpayer money
that’s cool, is living like a dumbass something that you’ll die for?
bring your sister sam and i’ll make her my wh0re
patrick not star is much cooler than this h~ll dog
when you became smart, uhuhuh, you fell off
[verse 5: patrick smartpants]
boothryd my dear, i think you’re in denial
your demographic moved on to things less juvenile
i find your laughing to be highly illogical
farts are humorous at 40? how is that possible?!
and what’s that? i see where you still haven’t scored
maybe you and beavis there should’ve not got a divorce
so like todd, imma make a fist and wipe your stupid frown
and send your outdated humor back six feet underground

[verse 6: smart b~tt~head and smart beavis]
mmm, that’s humorous, quite jocular
take your real eye binoculars
see why your spinoff show isn’t quite popular
soiled spongebob’s good name, soiled it
enough of your brainrot, trying to shove your face in a toilet
toilet! you make me joyless
the most funny you’ve been was when you boiled, b~tch
time to send you to oblivion with the eternal void, kid
how is that for fun employment?

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic~
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