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lirik lagu epic fanmade rap battles of history - george washington vs john adams

[verse 1: george washington]
i cannot tell a lie
and i’m gonna beat you to death
this tale will have a bloodier ending
than shakespeare’s macbeth
i defeated the british
you’re nothing, watch your back
you’ll get mashed as i
lash out ferocious attacks
i’m the party~less partier
you’re like my concessionaire
are you scared? ’cause i’m cross
with you like the delaware
you got hitched to a witch
that you write letters with
just like i made you my vice president
i’ll make you my b~tch

[verse 2: john adams]
you might be president number one
but i’m number one in this ring
so get down from your horse
and feel the pain that i bring
your rhymes are criminal
i know cuz i studied law
and the only wood on your body
is those fake t~~th in your jaw
you’re not the father of our country
or even the father of kids
you had no opponent and
i pr~nounce your victory invalid
i’m not afraid of you, george
you should be able to see
that i’ll send an axe right through your neck
just like it’s a cherry tree
[verse 3: thomas jefferson]
it’s the mighty republican here
to diss these federalist sk~nks
i wrote the d~mn declaration
can i at least get a thanks?
when in the course of my disses
you guys completely loose it
and one truth becomes self~evident
you two can’t spit for sh~t
you losers will be like hamilton
in his duel with aaron burr
while you messed around
i made the louisiana pur…chase
this is a northwest passage
into a realm of death and misery
so now i’ll claim my victory
and erase you both from history

[verse 4: james madison]
you think we’ll like you if you
say you hate slavery, jefferson?
b~tch, please, you owned tons
you even had s~x with one
you say you know about laws, john?
i’m the father of the constitution
the war of 1812 won’t be quite as
bl~~dy as your execution
[verse 5: james monroe]
the removal of your asses
is a bill i fully support
i’m the better james, it’s a shame
you came up so short
my ratings are about to skyrocket
through the d~mn ceiling
now that you’ve all been entered
into an era of awful feeling

[verse 6: john quincy adams]
thinking you can harm me?
b~tches, don’t even bother
i was a great diplomat
yet people only care about my father
i’ve got sk!lls you can’t match
don’t underestimate me
how will you be able to fight back
when you’re hanging from a tree?

[verse 7: andrew jackson]
stop whining, john, gee
you’re one really depressed guy
but you won’t be able to cry
after you’ve been nullified
you wanna bicker with old hickory
i’ll show you who’s boss
just like the creeks at new orleans
you’ll be dished out a bl~~dy loss
i’ll dismantle you like the bank
punks, you know you can’t win
you guys will leave a trail of tears
when i remove you like the indians
you d~cks aren’t worth sh~t
so prepare to get nixed
if i beat up an assassin
i can handle you six
[verse 8: martin van buren]
you say you removed the indians
like it’s a good thing, b~tch
that doesn’t count as an accomplishment
it just makes you a d~ck!
i’ll martin van ruin your asses
until you all pass away
cause get this
your rhymes aren’t even close to ok

[verse 9: william henry harrison]
it’s william henry harrison
here to spit a diss
you’re as crazy as your hair, van buren
if you think you can win this
i held office for a month
yeah, whatever, drop the slander
’cause history should remember me
as a great military commander

[verse 10: john tyler]
not wearing a coat in a snowstorm?
gee, w~lly, you’re dumb
well, i hope you brought one this time
“cause my rhymes will make you numb
wanna call me ugly?
ha, i had two wives and 15 kids
i may not be remembered
but i did a way better job
than harrison did

[verse 11: james k. polk]
i wasn’t exactly the first president
but it seems there isn’t much i’ve missed
it’s pretty obvious that no one
cares who john tyler is
i’ll crush you like clay
until this rap duel is done
if i say i’m gonna beat all 10 of you
i’ll have this battle won

[verse 12: zachary taylor]
i’m old, rough, and ready
to make you swallow your words
with 40 years of military service
you winning would be absurd
you want to fight like little sissies?
i’ll take this battle by force
and polk, with your sh~tty rhymes
you really are the dark horse

[verse 13: millard fillmore]
i’m nearly fainted when i heard
i had to fill in for this d~ck
your stomach led to your death
yet you’re the one making me sick
i now declare myself the act
to bring these fools reconstruction
you better move out of here
because you all know nothing

[verse 14: franklin pierce]
quite frankly, you should have realized
that i’ll pierce you with disrespect
’cause it’s mc 14 that the
people truly want to elect
the 13th spot is what you got, mill
and it’s what you deserve
you’re out of luck, you numb nuts
you got presidentially served

[verse 15: james buchanan]
[verse 16: abraham lincoln]
[verse 17: andrew johnson]
[verse 18: ulysses s. grant]
[verse 19: rutherford b. hayes]
[verse 20: james garfield]
[verse 21: chester allen arthur]
[verse 22: grover cleveland]
[verse 23: benjamin harrison]
[verse 24: william mckinley]
[verse 25: theodore roosevelt]
[verse 26: william howard taft]
[verse 27: woodrow wilson]
[verse 28: warren g. harding]
[verse 29: calvin coolidge]
[verse 30: herbert hoover]
[verse 31: franklin d. roosevelt]
[verse 32: harry s. truman]
[verse 33: dwight d. eisenhower]
[verse 34: john f. kennedy]
[verse 35: lyndon b. johnson]
[verse 36: richard nixon]
[verse 37: gerald ford]
[verse 38: jimmy carter]
[verse 39: ronald reagan]
[verse 40: george h.w. bush]
[verse 41: bill clinton]
[verse 42: george bush]

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