lirik lagu encyclopedia brown - santa vs. brown
[intro: don profit]
sh~t
is it december 23rd again?
ah man
can’t believe it’s that time of year
oh well
[verse 1: don profit]
sometime the holiday season make me sick
let me tell you a little something about your boy saint nick (let me tell ya)
i know it all look beautiful, the glamour and glitz
on the real yall, santa got some beef in this b~tch
don’t n0body know how much it costs to feed reindeer
i lost fifty acres of land to global warming this year (sh~t)
d~mned elves went on strike and tryna organize a union
top of all that, me and the misses ain’t doin in
and all i get to hear about is, “can i have?”
then you give ’em what the want, people still be mad!
the f~ck you want me to do? i got a worldwide flight
on two different hemispheres in the same night!
i’m haulin’ ’round gifts and spreadin’ the good cheer
i know you can’t wait for santa to get there
and all i’m really tryna say~ cut me some slack
before you find something in your stocking dirty and black! (man)
[chorus: encyclopedia brown & don profit]
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid ([tss])
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid (man)
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid ([pss])
f~ck you santa
f~ck you kid
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
[verse 2: encyclopedia brown]
let me tell you a little somthin’ ’bout old saint nick
old saint nick can eat a old saint’s d~ck!
always comin down the chimney with the same old sh~t
another whack christmas, with the lamest gifts
if i get one more tie, or package of socks (one more)
i’ll c~ck the hammer on santa, shoot him right in the crotch
i’ve been waitin’ on this b~tch since 6 o’clock
ima rob that mark for that new xbox (for real)
old red suit wearing, cookies on a plate n~gga
lazy ass, work a day a year, face n~gga
but he’s gotta be white cause he’s always on time
and he breaks into homes and it’s still not a crime?
he runs a sweatshop with underpaid little people
truth be told, santa clause is kinda evil
i know it sounds bogus and it might be wrong (i know, i know)
but that piece of sh~t had this comin’ for too long (man)
[chorus: encyclopedia brown & don profit]
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid ([tss])
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid (man)
f~ck you santa (ayy)
f~ck you kid ([pss])
f~ck you santa
f~ck you kid
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you
[verse 3: don profit & encyclopedia brown]
haha, got a thermos full of eggnog spiked with amaretto
yall know big santa goin straight to the ghetto
i slide down the chimney and what do i see?
but a nosy little muf~cka lookin at me (this muf~cka right here)(d~mn)
why don’t your fat ass try usin’ the door next time?
who the h~ll you think is sleep at a quarter to nine?
and if you ain’t got a pair of jordans or a playstation (yeah, uh)
you gunna get a mouth shot with no hesitation (yeah, uh) (mhmm, mhmm)
see that’s the sh~t there that keep ya ass from the list (whatever)
you lucky i even showed up to give you sh~t (man, f~ck you)
you little pants draggin’ snot nose wanna cut class (yeah, uh) (and?)
good grades get good gifts, get it? stupid ass (yeah, uh)
ayy you can kiss my ass i bet i’m smarter then you
you probably f~cked a reindeer or an elf or two
you need to drop that sleigh and run a couple of laps (yeah, uh)
’cause you a big mac short of a cardiac (yeah, uh)
you know, you should show some more respect before your almost dead
i’m the reason why this time of year your mom so sad
let me hit you with a factoid you did not know (yeah, uh)
oh she’s seen my north pole, she a ho~ho~ho (yeah, uh)
ayy manjo, on everything you better k!ll that trash
just because you santa don’t mean i won’t beat your ass
you ain’t getting’ no p~ssy with them old ass b~lls (yeah, uh)
i wish i would catch my momma kissin’ santa clause (yeah, uh) (sh~t)
well it happened
yeah i doubt it
what you mad? talk about it
man f~ck that, whatever’s in your bag, you leavin’ here without it
h~ll no, what you thought, you was finna punk santa? (yeah, uh) (pretty much)
i suggest you back up, in a real smooth manner (yeah, uh)
yeah right, whatever, santa, i’ll call the police
and tell them you tried to kidnap me in my sleep (hey)
woah, woah, listen, real talk, santa’s still on probation (yeah, uh) (thought so)
and i got to be careful with this whole demonstration (yeah, uh) (right)
so you can have the bag, everything in it
you already put me behind eleven minutes (i don’t give a f~ck)
and ima just leave ’cause it’s time to take flight (yeah, uh)
enjoy your christmas gifts buddy, goodnight (yeah, uh)
aight then, for sure, santa, i appreciate this
i guess in the end you ain’t that much of a b~tch
but man, wouldn’t you know it when i open my gifts (yeah, uh) (sh~t)
it’s a bunch of boxes full of reindeer sh~t (yeah, uh) (this f~ckin’ sh~t man)
[chorus: encyclopedia brown & don profit]
f~ck you santa
f~ck you kid
f~ck you santa
f~ck you kid
f~ck you santa
haha f~ck you kid (yeah, uh)
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you (yeah, uh)
f~ck you
f~ck you santa
f~ck you kid (man)
f~ck you santa
f~ck you kid
f~ck you santa
haha f~ck you kid (yeah, uh)
f~ck you
f~ck you
f~ck you (yeah, uh)
f~ck you
[outro: encyclopedia brown & don profit]
this f~ckin’ b~tch!
motherf~cka thought he was finna pull a fast one on santa and sh~t
don’t know i know christmas magic in this motherf~cka man (yeah, uh)
you can’t rob santa baby, i do this
i ain’t new to this, i’m true to this
christmas og n~gga, recognize (yeah, uh)
santa, over and out (yeah, uh)
(yeah, uh)
(yeah, uh)
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