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lirik lagu eminem - taking my ball [v1]

[intro]
yo, dre, man
make my vocals sound s~xy, woo!
come on, man, come on, man, okay

[chorus]
it feels so wrong ’cause it feels so right
but it’s all right, it’s okay with me
i’ll do my steps all by myself
i don’t need n0body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but don’t n0body wanna play with me
so i’m taking my ball and going home, home

[verse 1: eminem]
i’m that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end
and crush it with my b~tt muscles while i cut vocals
sl~t poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
while i stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl, now let’s cuddle
blood curdlin’, you’re gurglin’ on your blood, what’ll
i do for my next trick? i’m feelin’ wonderful
i think i might just do somethin’ a little less subtle
shove a f~ckin’ tonka truck up a little kid’s b~tthole
feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
of the valentine’s day massacre slash assassin
i slash her in the ass with a icicle
and leave her layin’ in a blood bath while i
put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
in my spider~man mask, man, just imagine the
fun i can have with a strap~on
stick it up kim kardashian’s ass and make the b~tch run a triathlon
are those pistachios? d~mn, i’d like to have some
laying on the patio, man, rolling a fat one
shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
godd~mn, man, are you that much of an assh0l~?
[chorus]
it feels so wrong ’cause it feels so right
but it’s all right, it’s okay with me
i’ll do my steps all by myself
i don’t need n0body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but don’t n0body wanna play with me
so i’m taking my ball and going home, home

[verse 2: eminem]
i’m like houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
make the sh~t disappear like tara reid in a bikini
believe me, homie, you don’t know the meaning of a meanie
they call me the fruit loop from jupiter, i’m tryna manoeuvre the
hoover up in your p~~p chute, don’t move or ya
might get it stuck so f~ckin’ far up in your uvula
you ain’t gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus (woo)
totally tubular, sniffin’ glue through a tube in the studio
now who do ya think is more fruitier?
wiener smothered in peanut b~tter, puttin’ on a tube of ya
eye shadow and man, it looked nice, you should’ve seen it, mother
i think i’ll put a piece of art on my visa card
then i’ll go beat mischa barton with a cuisinart
then mosey on over to rosie o’donnell’s with mcdonald’s
jump on her lap and watch the sopranos
[chorus]
it feels so wrong ’cause it feels so right
but it’s all right, it’s okay with me
i’ll do my steps all by myself
i don’t need n0body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but don’t n0body wanna play with me
so i’m taking my ball and going home, home

[verse 3: eminem]
shady, what are you doin’ chewin’ on a human?
grab an aluminum bat, hit heidi klum in the back, boom! and
assumin’ the fact that that dude’s in the back room
usin’ the bathroom, vacuumin’ a raccoon
skewin’ a rat, a cat screwin’ a baboon
you shouldn’t ask what is he doin’ with that broom
you should be glad he ain’t leave you full of stab wounds
you in a trance, i’m back doing my dance, ooh
but they’re afraid i might get sarah palin by the hair
and make her wear a bathin’ suit and take her parasailin’
shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
why you make her read eighty~four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
’cause i’m scared, there’s monsters under my bed
michael jackson hid my juice box under my bassinet
no wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
you like graffiti, dyk~? well, i can pee~pee and write your name
[chorus]
it feels so wrong ’cause it feels so right
but it’s all right, it’s okay with me
i’ll do my steps all by myself
i don’t need n0body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but don’t n0body wanna play with me
so i’m taking my ball and going home, home

[outro]
fine, n0body wants to play with me?
f~ck you then, b~tch!
you guys are always mean to me anyways
all you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
you guys are gonna make me~, make me sad, i’m sad
i’m gonna cry, i’m crying
i’m going to tell my mom
mom!

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