lirik lagu eminem and proof - van vs ham
one, two, six, eight, ten…
[verse 1: m&m]
yo! i’m back to bust another fresh rap
you say that i have the ability to fly
fly right past your -ss when i blast you, every time i grab the mic i crash
another rhyme, it’s a crash landing
every time i grab the mic i’m kinda outstanding
’cause no one can step a single rhyme, and i say “yo, what kept you?”
homes, you’re going too slow, you’re too slow for the flow and i know
now m&m is returning to bust a rhyme, and suckers are learning
that when i kinda go off beat a little bit i step back to the rhyme and stay
then i bust a rhyme all day
make a sucker say “hey, i cannot step to you, m&m!”
’cause you are so bad!
d-mn, you’re the baddest motherf-cker in the whole d-mn land
and you’re right, ’cause i am
and i don’t go off beat, not once, ’cause i grab the mic and bust a munce
and i don’t give n-body another turn, ’cause every time i grab the mic i don’t let a brother burn
because you can’t step to a single rhyme that i do ’cause you’re new
you’re through
[verse 2: proof]
yeah, yeah, oh yeah!
now i grab the microphone
you know i am imperial
it’s b-ssmint productions that’s rocking your stereo
don’t f-ck with me ’cause i am the boy
i get on the microphone and i destroy
(?) that’s not from oakland
hammer! hammer! hammer keep on choking, yeah
i can do it right, and n-body will know
why i am the hammer and i’m running the show
they come from west indies, down to california
i’m waking motherf-ckers up early in the morning, yo, f-ck!
[bridge: m&m]
yo hammer, that was pretty good, man
i don’t think i can step to you, man
i don’t know
i’ll just try but it seems like you outdo me no matter what i do
here i go, anyway
[verse 3: m&m]
here i am, back to attack the whole d-mn land
’cause you know that vanilla ice is high, i grab this mic and i rhyme all night
mc hammer cannot step to me, ’cause i got the rhymes and i’m truly
so d-mn hyped in the place to be, i’m rhyming on the mic, on the m-i-c
m-i-c is the abbreviation, i grab the mic and rock the whole nation
you know that vanilla ice is so precise and i get so nice
get so nice, i start developing manners, and i rob your brain like scanners
because vanilla ice is bad, now what you gotta say about that, dad?
[bridge: proof]
you can’t step to me, boy!
i say i’m gon’ rap you!
yo, i know you all go
ayo manix, gimme sum’, yeah, naw
[verse 4: proof]
every time i go, you know i like to start
my name is mc hammer, i rule the pop charts!
7 million, 7 million, 7 million sold
and your sh-t barely even touched gold
now, everywhere i go, they know that i’m the star
i’m the h-a-m, the m-e-r
’cause every time i rock it, they know i rock the mic
i am mc hammer and you know the lion might (rawr)
[bridge: m&m]
i don’t know, man i think you got me, man
i don’t know, imma try
check this out
-m&m-
falling
-proof-
ain’t no one hear you, sucker!
[verse 5: m&m]
falling on the concrete real fast
jumped in the car, slammed on the gas
b-mping and b-mping, the avenue’s packed, i try to get away to the (?)
so i step to the rhyme and i just say i’m gonna bust a rhyme for the whole d-mn mind
then you say that i cannot bust a rhyme, but you’re gonna get got, mc hammer
because you know that you get on the mic and drop poor grammar
and you can’t slam my jam ’cause i know that i am the man
and all the teenagers, they like me, you know why? it’s a scheme makers
has developed to sell me, ’cause i bust a rhyme so cleverly
and you know that i got knowledge ’cause i’m in showbiz
and i bust a rhyme all the time
so mc hammer, you cannot step to a single rhyme that i do ’cause i knew
that you were through, you are washed up, oh, so step to the backroom
and i told you that i have to scold you
because i am vanilla ice, i grab this mic and i get so precise
and you cannot step, so why don’t you get swept
[bridge: proof]
now you making me mad, boy
now i can get your -ss, yo!
now you know who’s on this motherf-cking mic, yo!
[verse 6: proof]
it’s ’bout time that i turned out your lights
now i see that vanilla ice trying to chill in my freezer
you just don’t know that your momma is a geezer
she said “hammer! yo hammer! yo hammer, hammer, hammer! wanna jump on me? ’cause i’m a bad mamma jamma”
i said “yo, b-tch. hammer don’t play!”
i got more f-cking sh-t, and it goes this way
i wish your whole -ss (?), you can’t touch this
you’ve f-cked with the hammer, you’ll be walking on craigslist
yeah, that’s what i’m saying! i ain’t playing
i’m hammer! yes, it’s the hammer man
my lips may be big, but i can rap better
and looking at your -ss you look like a piece of cheddar
yeah, so you’re stepping to me, you know it’s no dream
i’m taking vanilla ice and turn his -ss into whipped cream
so you know who’s the best by far
it’s the motherf-cking hammer with a capital r (rawr)
[bridge: m&m]
now you made me mad
and you know what happens when you make vanilla ice mad, hammer
i don’t like it
so yo
i ain’t scared of you hammer
i’m just thinking, i gotta think of something clever
[verse 7: m&m]
when i’m through with you, you’ll be going to heaven
because i smashed your gl-sses and f-cked 3, 5, 7
24/7 they was banging my c-ck
i said “yo, f-ck hammer, get a piece of the rock”
i said “yeah, my name is vanilla ice”
you can’t step to me, you thought that you was a champ
but i stepped on your -ss like a piece of carpet
and rented you for sale like an upstairs apartment
yo, that’s my clever metaphor
and every time i grab the mic you know kids like me ’cause i’m better for
their ears, because their mothers and parents like to hear the way i rhyme
and i make an appearance and say “hey, i got a rhyme streak, and that’s why people like me, ’cause i’m hard as concrete”
i’m always on beat when i do this show
you know that vanilla ice has to go ’cause i’m so d-mn fresh
[verse 8: proof]
now you stepping to me punk, there is no maybe
you’re stepping to me wrong and i’m gon’ ice you, baby
so you say “what’s the matter? why hammer love to rap?”
’cause all that sh-t you’re talking to hammer is bull cr-p
now i know a rhyme, everyday i’m ready
i’m down with (?)
now everywhere i go on mtv raps
they know that i’m the best and i don’t take no cr-p
vanilla, vanilla, he’s screaming out hammer
they said “yo hammer, don’t put me on the slammer”
i said “no sucker, stupid motherf-cker”
you’re messing with me but i’m no bluffer
i already pumped it up, i already got it started
so stepping to me white motherf-cker you feel broken hearted
so mama p-ss the mic, and do know about me
[outro: m&m proof]
-m&m-
hammer get off the f-cking mic!
-proof-
i’m outtie
-m&m-
you blew me out, man, you beat me
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