lirik lagu eli roth - planning & scheming
michael bacall :
now, look
you can’t look like you’re trying to get her out of here before christian simonson shows up
but you’ve got to get her out of here before christian simonson shows up
eli roth :
what’s the point?
they’re going to shanna’s daddy’s house at lake l.b.j. and it’s no guys
absolutely no guys
michael bacall :
okay
so after we bring the girls’ drinks
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious
we order two more rounds of shots
eli roth :
you think they’re gonna fall for that?
michael bacall :
we’ll be very convincing
now it’s time to turn up the volume
no more f-cking around
we go to jäger shots
eli roth :
man, they’re not gonna drink jäger shots
michael bacall :
dude, as long as a guy’s buying the booze, a f-ckin’ b-tch will drink anything
c’mon, we can at least get one shot of jäger down these f-cking b-tches’ throats
after that, we’ll see if they get another jäger shot in them
you never know
that could be the shot that puts them past the point of “f-ck it.”
eli roth :
then all of a sudden “no guys at the lake house”
turns into a couple of guys at the lake house
michael bacall :
my point exactly
and i know i can at least get “shanna suck-my-banana” to do a f-cking b-ttery nipple shot
what’s julia’s sweet shot?
eli roth :
key lime pie
michael bacall :
oh, come on, dude
even f-cking leroy brown would do one more for dessert
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