lirik lagu egomanic & thetoppo - granny vs the warden (minecraft) - ego rap battles
lyrics:
ego rap battles!!!!
granny!!!!
vs!!!!
the warden!!!!
begin!!!!
[granny]
(laughs) ugh i am your granny, this hack i am hacking and slashing
and with this bat, your head i will bash in, show you im batsh~t, like pepper spray: can it
downloads go up like attics, the warden, oh hes just so rancid
and on the track, im dropping bear traps, so how could you match up? you’re already half dead
you should respect your elders, or join the rest of my helpers (hhh, hhh)
is it a suprise that i’m better? the one with the spider came up on the web first
beware, granny is no fable, i’m heavy metal like a granny smithing table
you won’t find my keys, warden, wanna play hide and seeeeeek?
ain’t one to bе played with, i keep the player in thе bas~m~nt
but with the way your updates went, you left your fans in the deep dark, but that ain’t what your player base meant!
want a war then warden? battle me, you’re cooked
make like angelene and book
and you shouldn’t feel too bad you haven’t any ears
you haven’t made noise in the fandom in years
after this bat~tery its lights out, unless you want you be ground, you should burrow back into it right now
and the only reason that you got more power than the enderdragon is that in the end you’re draggin all your fights out
you couldn’t beat me with your tv tropes, sir
keep your e rating i’ll stick with dv loper
you got 2 verses left so try to talk back
and we’ll who’s really immune to knockback
[warden]
yo granny it’s past your bedtime
lay victims to bed but you can’t lay a rhyme
i’m glad that i’m blind so i can’t see your games sh~t design
your textures are more pixelated than mine
your names funny, youre not a grandma, youre a dang mummy
in your lil’ red santa hat, feeling all festive~like
watch me grab my catalyst and check it twice ~skulk sound~
for like 5 days, you were trending
then you went to sh~t like your franchise took the sewer ending
i dug out, when you’re up to bat
its ironic, a grammy would suck at rap (ahh)
and if i were you, id be driven
instead of cars, to fix your lighting engine
no eyes, one look at me scares all the children
you’re a phone game, i’m the out of pocket addition
slendrina, i’ll take you to school
but like your model they should have gave you the boot
and i wouldn’t sweater, go back to your knitting club
tick me off and the grandfather is getting clocked
you would eat crow in a cage fight
this is your last chance, like day 5
couldn’t even hit your own target audience
out of ammo and aimless, as your ai
[grandpa and granny]
(aha!) no wrench but you might be screwed
better bolt or ill send you the “icu”
when i swing it you know it’s such a sweet sensation
even marky mark rapped better good vibrations
i’ve never heard a verse that left me more bored
best watch your step like the creaking. floorboards
can’t you see why you diana (die and i) live?
if you don’t want smoke, than stay out the crib!
[warden]
we both have underground societies
but your following is counting down, like hide and seek
your dental plan’s a disturbing signt
use them white pearl eyes for some pearly whites
hit the cutting room floor, once the remakes phased you out
kids left you behind and now the retirement home is granny’s house
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