lirik lagu edmund mcmillen - mewgenics - official trailer
[intro]
in other ghastly news, the mother of that child who went missing a few years back is also missing
[verse 1]
mrs. mary winston jones could not have any children
when her hubby’s seed swam in, the lord above just k!lled ’em
[verse 2]
sad though it was, there’s a silver lining
they bought two little kitties at the pound
the tabbies started humpin’, and it led to quite a somethin’
now a blissful family unit is found
[verse 3]
they’re—(they’re, they’re, they’re, they’re, they’re!)
the housе is all a~bustle, with feline fur and musclе
and the joneses’ hearts have truly learned to sing
the only problem now is, they’re just not knowing how
to keep those kitty titties in a sling
slipping on some p~~p in the bathroom hallway
limited to sleeping on the porch
neighbors throwing bottles at their heads on fridays
maybe they should k!ll them
they shoulda had some children
try some ivf, or vitamins
or yoga, or a colon cleanse
the joneses just aren’t making friends
those kitties are the bl~~dy end
if they hadn’t named them, it’d be swell
to flush them down the drinking well
their life’s become a living h~ll—
but they’re so cute…
all of them
[verse 4]
abner, ajax, alphy, alan, alvin, andy, angus, anton, archie, arlo, arnie, artie, aspen, atlas, banjo, banshee, barney, bartok, batman, beaver, benji, benson, bernie, bilbo, bogart, bongo, boofy, boombox, bowtie, braveheart, bronson, brubeck, bumhead, butler, cabbage, carlos, casper, cato, chadwig, chandler, chonsley, chester, chicken, comet, cooper, cornbread, cricket, crunchy, curly, curdis, dallas, derby, dasher, derek, dewey, disco, dogboy, dozer, drekley, elwood, fatty, fearless, fergus, finley, flapjack, fonzi, francis, fresco, frostbite, fuscus, gary!, gavin, geyser, gipper, gizmo, gobble, grimble, guido, gumby, gustaf, haddig, harold, harvey, hedwig, herby, hobson, hopscotch, ian, igor, ivan, jasper, jelly, jesus!, jimbo, jojo, jordache, jumpy, kirby, larry, lenix, luis, liam, linus, magnus, mandrake, marvin, meynard, mickey, monkey, moses, moustache, n0bby, nomad, norman, novak, nugget, outlaw, pablo, papa, pedro, peppers, pippin, playboy, quimby, raffles, rampage, reggie, ringo, rolex, sanches, sandstorm, scooby, sk!llet, slapshot, sako, sooty, sultan, sueizy, taboo, tarzan, tito, toaster, tofu, toothless, vespa, victor, webster, whammo, woody, wrangler, yoda, ziggy…
[refrain – callback]
missus mary winston jones could not have any children
when her hubby’s seed swam in, the lord above just k!lled ’em
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